Flame War

No, she hasn't. But your mom maybe has it.

 

Your mommas are braindead zombies going around all day saying "But you taste so gut!" with a german accent.
(Like in the movie Charlie and the Chocolate factory.)

 

Yo momma's so hairy it looks like she's got buckwheat in a headlock!!

 

Your mommas's so fat n' hairy so she's mistaken of a tree.

 

Yo momma sucks so much cock she can suck a golf ball through three feet of garden hose.

 

Your momma's puking so much ass so that she can puke three feet of crap every second.

 

A fat and hairy tree...

Mr Van, you're not very good at this, you know.

 

I thought that I was quite good actually.

 

:lol:
That's like something I'd say if I was faking an argument while drunk.
Have you been drinking?
Oh, and yo momma's such a slut that the last time she was picked up by a client, she drove off in four cars.

 

Your momma's so fat that when she sits around the house, she actually sits around the house!

 

No, I haven't been drinking.

Your momma's such a slut so she's forced to use five condoms instead of one.

 

Your mom has.

 

No, your mom has, alot.

Yor momma's been drinking so much moonshine so I can smell the booze-smell at my flat.

 

You suck like a hyperventilating cheerleader on half-price tequila night.

 

I suck?? Do I suck?? Look at yourself, that sucks even more.

In fact, you suck so much so that you need a
2000$ Hoover to suck out all of your crap inside
your head.

 

You put the dollar sign on the wrong side of the number, you pole-polishing Pole-wannabe.

Fuck your mother with a rusty crowbar so you can get tetanus from carpet-munching and have an excuse for your lockjaw that doesn't involve blowjobs and circusfolk.

 

Fuck yor mother so damn hard so she won't know either in or out after!

I don't know were you from, but I can bet my right arm on that my country is better than your third world nation!

 

And you just lost a right arm, douchebag. Sweden versus the United States would be a close and arguable dispute, although I'm sure the USA would prevail, because we actually have beaches where women swim more or less naked all year round, which is always a big plus. You, however, are not even worth the dubious distinction of being Swedish, because you are in fact nothing but a fucking Pole, by genetic similarities in intelligence anyway.

You can't flame. You don't even spark. You ember. And unfotunately, this isn't an old campfire war, it's a flame war. So leave the insults up to the trained professionals.

 

My countries maybe suck, but damn I'm proud of it!
Besides, it's nothing wrong with my flaming.