Flame War

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Well, looks like you just caught HIV.

 

That sounds like a cry for help from somebody so, so far in the closet they're blowing dudes in Narnia.

 

Better to be repressed than ugly. I heard that your face is so bad that during birth your mother mistook you for a mid-labour bowel movement.

 

At least he's married, you slut.

 

Jojo's not a slut. He's assured me he's quite well paid.

Of course, you wouldn't realize that, as a woman. With a brain one third the size of a man's. That's just science.

 

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Sad for Sweden more like.

 

Strange, I feel a sudden compulsion to leap to Yuki's defence.

Oh, no, wait, it's just gas... ah... there we go. Now if only I had a lighter, I'd show you little pukes what a real flame war is like.

 

But, if you're gonna impress us with your pussy farts, then move, for the real men are going to set this place on flames.

 

At least Smuel doesn't smell so bad that I can inhale him all the way in a different time zone. Take a deep breath whilst you consider that for a moment - you have a timeless odour - or rather don't as you might become horribly ill.

 

Odor is what differentiates man from fag.
I bet you can smuel this fart...

 

More accurately, it separates guys who can get laid from guys who can't.

I wish you luck in your odourful, fart-obsessed, womanless existence.