Flame War

That whole "marriage" thing didn't last long then.

 

He's now married to handy.

 

That's just what I'd expect from a couple, to judge my relationship. You know what? My love is just as real as yours.

 

Ah don't worry - it's only for another 50 or 60 years. Then you'll die.

 

Alone and with a feeling of bitterness.
Just like all of us.

 

Captain Obvious wouldn't have said something so blunt. Just a refresher; this is the flame war thread, so stop sword fighting and get on it.

 

Winning the Thread Like a Champ

Yeah, well at least he's not a gaylord.*

*And with that Jojobobo wins the thread with his timely, witty, ingenious, formidable, scathing and intelligent retort. Moderators may now close the thread if they please, I don't really see how anyone could top that.

 

Jojobobo has nazi aspirations.

 

How did you... well never mind that. At least I'm not a lamewad. Yeah that's right, I'm calling you a big wad of lame - who's clearly jealous of my ability to insult at a 6th grade level.

 

Back off Jojobobo, if you know what's good for you!

 

Or what?? Or WHAT?!?!?!

 

You don't want to know.... guy!

 

I think I know better what I want to know and what I don't want to know about what you know, you know?!

 

Right, you call your boys and get them to call their boys, then you call your mum and tell her you love her cause this shit just got real.

 

It is on like donkey kong, have at me!

 

Then, enjoy a boatload of male reproductive organs for you to insert into your anus and through your rectum, all that while promiscuously enjoying, my dear friend, followed by the unpleasant coitus me and your dear mother will take part on while videorecording it all and forwarding the tape to your closer relatives.
If that is not enough, Jojobobo, I WILL TELL YOU NASTY WORDS, and you're sure you don't want nastiness here, do you?
Hit it, sister!

 

No one invited you werozzi, stop trying to chime in on the fun of everybody else.

 

Yeah werozzi! That's my job.

 

Both your mothers told me in bed that i should hang out more with their sons, so is not something i really enjoy, but i have to, guys.

 

Strange. Last time I saw your mother, all she said was "Mmmf... mm... glbrll... mmm."