Flame War

Well,
1. Giving up cigarettes made me smoke more joints.
2. Smoking more joints made me revert to my lazy(lazier)-bum-days.
3. Being a lazy bum will mean I'll *never* finish this MSc thesis business, and also tends to hamper my ability (well, my drive, actually) when it comes to teh ladies.

So there you have it. Calis has decided to put career & pussy above drugs.

 

Ah, that I can understand, but I still hope I never have to choose between blunts and booties, for that will be a sad day.

 

Heard that Calis had the highest postcount but TA chrashed or something whatnot I don't know( Might be a lie) and he lost it. Or something.

 

I heard he invented Al Gore, and hence, the entire rest of the internet.

 

The internet is a series of tubes.

 

A series of tubes with, "The Google."

 

The only time I had the biggest post count was just after setting up this forum, but I lost my lead pretty quickly after that. I probably had the top post count at the old (WWWBoard-based) forum, but that one didn't really get any visitors anyway.

 

Oh come on, it's the law of HoL. It's gotta be some sort of record, keeping on topic for as long as you guys have here.

 

Why thank you, Vyenna dear. I'm sure you know I think the same thing about you, too.

But I have never referred to Calis as the "legendary postcount". I've merely said he's somewhat legendary, that's all.

 

I oughtta nut in your cereal box. Calling someone, "the legendary postcount," implies that their legendary status derives principally from the amount of posts that they've made. Unless you implied that Calis was legendary for the amount of time he's spent on this forum in conjunction with his relatively low postcount (further implying that he only says what he means, and only when necessary), you can count on a fresh batch of knuckle children supping on the carbohydrates you need to start your day. Bitch.

 

Yea well, It's probaly me that mess everything up. Rfering to something Wolfsbane told me for like 5 month ago or whatnot isn't very specific.

 

Stop the friendly banter and start flaming, you flagon of pimp juice!!

 

Pimp juice? More like ho sauce, dribbled over a side of mashed dreams abandonned in favor of six second glory rides.

 

Shut it you dick twats. You can't falme for shit and should therefor be banned from flaming forever. Go drag something old over your head and never show that ugly face of yours again.

 

Way to be all esoteric and bitingly philosophical. Must have a lot of time to think about things like that while you get your ass stretched out. Elves...

 

At least DE's avatar doesn't show him puking in his own pool. Why don't all of you pox-faced turds go wait for a tsunami in Tokyo's new storm drain?

 

Because you're too busy practicing mega-analingus with it. Sure, big girls need love, too...but I think three metric tonnes stretches the limit.