Flame War

I like normal people, I'm not rich either. So why should I not respect people? I do respect people.

 

Salt in a hooker's wound? I know you could never become a doctor? How can I be stupid, I'm in med school? Come on Bree, none of that strikes you as even vaguely pompous?

 

Nah, you're right.

 

That's good, this is progress, now can we talk about something funny, or do we need to start delving into you're relationship with your mother? God dammit, the one time I forget my weed...

 

You forgot your weed? Tell me more?

 

Um... narc-alert much?

Weed usually in my pipe/blunt/joint/bong, in my pocket/car/helicopter/jetski. Was late leaving for class due to getting head/laid by my girl. And my ganja was forgotten.

 

Ah, I had one of those...what do you call them, waterpipe or something?

 

Bong: A waterpipe used for smoking weed. Oh shit, class in five minutes. Heh:
Short term memory: Something you don't have when you smoke weed.

 

Ah, but I didn't have a bong, I had like that smokey-thing that you smoke in e.g Egypt.

 

A Hooka? Never seen one.

 

Yes, that one, it looks like this:

 

You don't use water with those, you might use charcoal, altogether too much of a hassle for my preferences, although the taste is quite nice when done right. I'll try to post pictures of my utensils sometime.

 

I hope you mean smoking utencils.

 

No, I was going to upload pictures of my cutlery set, Japes. Of course I mean smoking utensils.

 

Water goes in the base, my furry friend. I use a hooka at least once a week, for five or six hours at a time. However, considering I smoke inside with friends, the most we can put in it is flavored tobacco. The coals are a bit of a hassle. The guys at the head shop say charcoal can be used, but what we use to keep things baking is a briquette embedded with gun powder. It ensures a nice, even burn, and the concave shape gives a higher heated surface area in proximity to the smokeables. Tasty stuff.

 

I bet, that's the one nice plus about them, but my method simply involves packing a bowl and puffing. Or rolling one up, which I can do one-handed, unless it's a joint, my fingers are two big and I need both sets of them.

I also made a shotgun out of this old super-soaker thing, it's about 6 or 7 inches in circumference and maybe 10-12 inches long. And that all fills up, it's great.

 

I can only say that the're quite kick-ass to use. It's quite fun too.

 

I picked up this pipe at the Turkish Bazaar today. It's hand carved, I think from soapstone.

 

Yeah, that's soapstone, I've heard that they're quite expensive to sell ?

 

Don't you mean buy?

But this seems to be a quite nice flamewar...