Find your fetish!

Come one, come all! Here at last is a chart to aid you in categorising your invariably sick fetishes! Find out what you're in to, and what it's related to! Learn about the existence of fetishes you didn't think could even exist, and what class they belong to. Learn what groups prefer what! To see this amazing chart, click this link!

Learn what categories "hamstering", bug-catching and mudlarking belong to! What kind of sick people get turned on by this? Don't sit around, find out! Imagine the horror associated with the sick people who perpetrate these fetishes and continue to ensure their existence (although, thankfully, bug-catching probably won't be around much longer). Nothing is what it seems!

Thanks to my friend and the Something Awful forum goons for digging this astonishing piece of work up. I'm taking this to a copy place, and getting them to blow it up as large as possible and laminate it so I can put it up on my wall!

The first time I wrote this I think it was much better, but the bloody forum decided to not post it for no good reason.

 

Why does this not surprise me ? Let me guess Jarinor this is your way of letting us know that you have a CLOSET fetish :rofl:

 

I don't have a fetish on that chart.

I think we'd also all be better off if you didn't tell us how many of yours were on that chart.

 

Um..... To be honest I don't think I have any fetishes so I didn't read it, well that plus the fact that it was taking forever to download uch:

 

I looked at it... but I ain't sharing any info

 

$20 says wombats are on DU's list :wink:

 

Hmmm a link that takes up hella bandwith. A thread that has no apparrent use. But it's just not spam..... It must be the totally spam proof poster that makes all the differance. :nod:

 

is it or isn't it.

This spam is spam or is that spam spam is just getting silly.

The little war you two are having is still amusing sometimes but Jar has the credibility behind him while Hel Khat has the spam behind him.

 

Spam Khat, the apparent value of this thread is it's comedic value. Your threads, with the exception of things like the tarot card, or IQ thread, which provide entertainment value, are usually annoying wastes of time.
Stop being a goddamn crybaby, and go have your mid life crisis on somebody else's time.

 

Dollar bills are on my list. What do I have to do to the wombat?

 

Oo, this could get interesting.

...OH GOD!!!!
that poor wombat...

 

You have to, um.... pleasure this wombat:

 

Mmmmm, A-Bombs, mmmmmm...


Wombats aren't all that sexy :-?

 

Luchaire - I believe I am not alone when I say that that wombat would be most pleased by Sheriff remaining fully clothed and far away. Therefore, you owe him $20.

 

Most of these are either illegality everywhere in the world or very unhealthy or both illegaility everythere in the world and unhealthly. I donot consider foot felish illegality or unhealthly is done in modoration. I have than breast felish.

 

Uh, Charles? Gravedigging BAD.

 

Well foot fetish and breast fetish are the two most common fetish is the breast fetish being number one. At least 50% to 75% of the men have than
breast fetish of varying decree. Why do you thing playboy is so popular along with Penthouse.

 

Are you saying you have a fetish for gravedigging breasts and feet?

That's just sick, man...