Feeding time at the Mossad Shop

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12120259

I was rather amused by the Saudi intelligence service detaining an Israeli vulture in case it was a spy. As well as concerned about what the mentalists will do to the bird.

They also apparantly harbour suspicions that recent Shark attacks are Mossad-related.

 

Sounds just like an article from The Onion.


Anyway, the nuclear armageddon of the Middle East is long overdue.

 

.... Really? REALLY? Dear lord these people make our conspiracy theorists look like that eccentric uncle who acts oddly but always gave you awesome birthday presents.

 

Sometimes I log on here and am shocked that, despite how much older the average age is on this forum than on most internet forums, nobody seems to have received any level of education at all.

 

I'm often shocked that people equate education with intelligence. I just hope that Israel waits till my tour in Afghanistan is over to turn Iran into a glass factory. I'd rather not be showered with fallout.

 

OK, I'll bite. Having anything in particular in mind there, Grake?

 

How do they suppose the vulture's a spy? In what way can it relay useful intelligence? Though, I do find the planting of a shark to be plausible. It could happen, even though it's absolutely crazy. Of course, knowing which shark will attack people is hard to guess. On second thought, no I don't think planting a shark would be likely. It's even dumber than the vulture being detained. How many shark attacks are there per year in the area? Are all sharks Israeli plots of insurgence?

 

It's crazy paranoid hatred. It's hard to imagine a peaceful resolution to it all. Stay safe, Jungle Japes.

 

So, I thought I'd let you all know that, as of an hour ago, Gross is presumed dead. His apartment was firebombed by an unknown assailant, and it's believed he was inside. Whether or not this relates to this post is unknown, and unlikely. I'll be making an official news post once I get more details, and his parents approval to do so.

Rest In Peace, Charles. 1981-2011. You didn't even make it to 30. :-(

 

I'm charmed, Dark Fool. I survived the firebombing and am currently looking for the sorry asses who attempted to kill me. I just need to charge up a little bit with my fusion reactor, get my dogmen on the scent, and I'll be ready for the hunt.

 

Gross was the biggest sponge I've ever known and now he's the biggest undead sponge I've ever known. What a man.

 

HOORAY! I'm really glad you're okay, Gross. Stay safe.

 

God dammit! I was working out a really nice tribute announcement, and then ask for people's prayers for your family, and how it was actually a leaky gas line combined with a stove being turned on that actually nuked your apartment, not a firebomb like we'd originally thought...

 

That sounds so sweet. I'm really touched that you'd go to all that trouble. Had I known, I would have let you make the announcement. :lol:

 

Damn. I was gonna start a fake memorial fund in your name to get myself out of debt

 

I think you're mistaking 'educated' with 'having gone to a university', and seem to think that you're not educated because you joined the military instead. That's silly.