Euphemisms

Did my usual lazy breeze through, and, though I might have missed it, I didn't see Crypton saying that he had any boyfriends, though he had girlfriends, which seems odd, considering his portrayed image of himself.

Also, finding sex disgusting probably isn't that unusual. I'm certainly a heterosexual man, but I find the vagina to be one of the most horrifying things that I've ever seen.

 

Why don't you try addressing my questions? If you want people to take you earnestly as an asexual then you may as well answer some serious questions about it; it's not something I fully understand and I am curious. Granted, I was rude earlier and I'm sorry if I offended you if you're genuinely asexual - but it's still not something I really get and if you are asexual I would have thought such an ignorant viewpoint on your situation might draw you out a bit.

But you find dicks less horrifying? I find that pretty unusual, not that I think you're a flaming homosexual, but shouldn't straight men generally find a vagina more visually appealing than a penis?

 

Common case of an overly friendly uncle being a little too hands on I think.

 

Common case of an overly friendly uncle being a little too hands on I think.

 

Common case of an overly friendly uncle being a little too hands on I think.

 

>Triple posting
>2012

 

Like a boss!

 

Well, that clears it up. Your insistence on posting pictures of women all the time muddies things a bit, though.

If all you want is an intellectual relationship with a woman, you could just say you want a female friend. Nothing romantic about having a best friend who's a woman you don't want to have sex with, unless you're into chivalrous platonic love and consider it romantic...though it kind-of is.

Last girl I dated said she's asexual. I think she just used that word due to how rare it was for her to be attracted to anyone. However, how asexual is a woman who sleeps with you four times a day?

Also, more lesbo-names;

Muff ruffler

Curtain caller

Tribadist

 

More like a sexual woman am I right?

 

Yeah I guess that does clear things up a bit, thanks for the response.

 

Those are nice. Nobody mentioned "scissor sister". Too obvious?

 

I apologize.

 

I wasn't sure of a way to show that had happened that was less blunt.

Especially when Muff Tumblers are involved.

Definitely, considering I didn't have to initiate anything.

Beaver Cleavers

Crucible Juicers

Poon Loons.

 

I'm a bit surprised that there isn't more support for the 'Vaginas Look Like Some Kind of Disgusting, Eery, Morbid-looking Cave-entrance from Star Wars or Some Shit' movement. Maybe the name is too catchy.

 

Or, everyone who isn't you is secretly Georgia O'Keeffe.

I'm of the "penises are generally disturbing, but vaginas look pretty cool" persuasion.

That doesn't mean I don't find the foot muscle of a shelled mollusk to be eerily reminiscent of a clitoris, however. Pry open a live mussel and have a look. There's more than one reason otters smash them with rocks. Secondary to eating, otters hate liars.

 

Talking about lesbians and t-shirts, I found a some pretty humorous t-shirts for your lesbian friends.










And this one was made especially for Mr. wayne-scales:


(No ad intended.)