Epic level handbook from WOC

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  1. CharlesBHoff

    CharlesBHoff New Member

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    The Wizard of the Coast have release the Epic Level Hankbook. I than makeing than 30th to 40th level female human wizard who will than WarLady
    like the warlord in the Scorpion King who will use epic level spells to help her army to win battle and conquest lands.
    Epic level handbook is than good addition to the D&D system.
     
  2. Etalis Craftlord

    Etalis Craftlord New Member

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    1. What are you talking about?
    2. Why are you talking about it?
    3. Does this have anything to do with TCR?
     
  3. carlstar

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    ?

    What's TCR?
    Makeing than 30th to 40th?
    Will than WarLady?

    Whats with all these Questions?
     
  4. DarkUnderlord

    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    It's a code.

    The Wizard of the Coast = George Bush
    Epic Level = Large explosive
    Hankbook = Nuclear weapon
    I than makeing than = Is a phrase meaning "I will use this against you"
    30th to 40th = Millions of people 30 Million to 40 Million
    level female human wizard = Is a phrase meaning "die"
    WarLady = Sex
    warlord in the Scorpion King = Dumb Movie
    spells = Weapons
    good addition = BANG!
    Handbook = Smaller Nuclear Weapon
    D&D system = Death & Destruction.

    So, deciphered, the message reads:
    George Bush has released a large explosive nuclear weapon. He will use it against 30 to 40 million people who will die after having Sex like in a dumb movie. Large explosive weapons will help George Bush win battle and conquest lands.
    Large explosive small sized nuclear weapons will go BANG! and cause much death and destruction.

    There, easily deciphered.
     
  5. CharlesBHoff

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    It isnot than code it than add on to the D&D p&p roleplaying game from wizard of the coast. The Epic level handbook take your character pass the 20th levels. I will post how my chacter look at the 21th level, the 30th level, and the 40th level.
     
  6. CharlesBHoff

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    My Wizardress special in mind effecting spells like than Epic level area effection Enslavement spell cast it on than opposition army, village, town, city
    to bend 100% of the people to your will permanent it hell alots more efficate than any fireball spells or nuclear exploreion will ever be.
     
  7. CharlesBHoff

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    Woah! This is too much to decipher. A little help here someone?
     
  9. CharlesBHoff

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    It ain't that hard it clear as day no code.
     
  10. Vlad the Imposter

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    My Wizardress = The WB network
    Epic level area effection = cable television
    Enslavement spell = "Charmed"
    opposition army, village, town, city = The "axis of evil"
    100% of the people = all of them
    to you will permanent = american thinking
    hell alots more efficiate = you would be better in hell
    fireball spells = bombs
    nuclear exploreion = exploration of the colon using sub-atomic particles.

    Translation: The lastest tactic in the "War on Terror" is to pipe in the WB network's show "Charmed" via cable television into the heart of the "Axis of Evil". We will get all of them to convert to an American way of thinking. They would better better off in hell. It will be more effective than bombs. If that doesn't work we will conduct anal probes with sub-atomic particles.


    Translation: I would like you to pull on my little leg (the one in the middle).
     
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    Gentlemen, I was shocked to see in your attempt to decipher CharlesBHoff's thread that there was no mention of the radical, oppressive, and evil christian fundamentalist that supposedly rule the majority of the U.S. government! What's wrong with you people? Are you blind? Can't you see the truth? Chuck, I think you need to tell us all again.
     
  13. CharlesBHoff

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    It seem like you donot what than paper and pencil roleplaying game is as you
    are not smart enought to play in one it seem.
     
  14. DarkUnderlord

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    I think I can decipher this one. I think it says:

    To be, or not to be, that is the question:
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
    Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
    And by opposing end them?
     
  15. carlstar

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    oscar finds a new rubbish bin

    you donot = resistance is futile with
    than paper = i am proposing
    pencil roleplaying game is= im very angry with meanies
    you are not smart = i am low on gummy bears
    enought to play = and find 'charmed great
    in one it seem = and find charmed great so
    it seem = i'm gettin a cappiccino

    it seems like resistance is futile with what i am proposing and im very angry with meanies as i am low on gummy bears and find 'charmed great so i'm getting a cappiccino

    Epic level handbook is nothing great. dont really like the super high level stuff. level 1 to 10 is best.
    So me smart cause i know stuff.
     
  16. Ct0fDiscord

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    Go carlstar... you know stuff! Nothing can stop you now!
    I think I've deciphered it:
    I use a handbook to get a high level character on a rpg board game.
    Wee, I'm smart too.
     
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