Embassy Burning

*Chuckle*Do you want me to translate it?

 

Ne, MADLAX, you ever look at the Dynasty Warriors games?

 

*Explode*Of course I know this fucked-up game,and the fucking studio (Koei?)who made it.
*Calm*En...in fact the game is fairly good,but its characters are too grandiloquent ,most of their weapons are not right according to the history,and their looks.It sounds nothing serious to you,but to we Chinese...En it is something like a game that turns Abraham Lincoln to a bandit with double Simitar.

Include some origin pictures
This is the one of Guan-yu(He is so highly regarded that even Japanese dare not juggle him)http://www.jingjuok.com/fuzhuang/tu/032.jpg
This is Wei-yan(a cunning guy which is made a barbarian in DW)http://lee.serio.jp/novel/sangoku/image/kao_gien_l.jpg

I'll send more if I can find the right picture

 

which in and of itself would be kind of cool... but not in a historical game, of course.

 

Er... I just mean cool should have a limit.Too cool sometimes means 'funny'.It is not very bad,in fact we laughed to tears when we were playing DW4 and met Zuo-ci in it.

 

Dude, best game idea ever: You play as one of the founding fathers and you own a pirate ship, and you do battle with other historical leaders to create the largest pirate empire on Earth. Oh, and there can be a 3000 version where you're a space pirate, it's gonna be awesome.

Just think, Washington Bloody Wig, leader of the Blue Coat Raiders, a group of brigands stationed on the moon which launches raids against Imperial starships in the Sol region.

 

Most Israel Spy Master know I exsit and the SECOND DEPARTMENT is real.
They are more worry about they own farright wing jewish group doing something that will so outrage the world and the moslim world that Israel willnot exsit anymore. Right in the mid 1970's than rightwing group almost succed in fireing than nuked tip missile at Medine and Mecca. One of then ask the SECOND DEPARTMENT to raid and destory bio warfare material than a Israel run lab and biotech film which the SECOND DEPARTMENT did.

The Bird Flue going around is the old 1918 spanish flue which killed over 50 million people, which do any idiot say was the deadly outbreach of illness death. The worst was the great Asian-European Black Death which europe in the 1340's it kill in europe about 33 million to 66 million people alone. It was so bad that the Pope which you have to get permion to have mass buryable grant blanket authority to do mass burayable to religish and civil authority, I donot have the figue for Asian death. Europe have than population close to 100 million people.

 

I'm on. Let's flame the bastard.

 

Arghhh the stupidity it is blinding me. ARGGGGH i'm blind! BLIIIIIIIIIIIND!!

 

The stupidity of who, if I might ask?

 

After that reply i'm not so certain anymore.....

 

I see. Then let us all burn Charles. Die charles, die!

 

You know, Wolfsbane, if you will do this, Charles' favorite Pakistan will launch all it's rockets on Sweden...

 

But you don't have to worry because he only has about a dozen of them.

 

and they're all made of cheese.

 

Swiss cheese, that is.

 

you know, it occurs to me that we're doing the world a favor by keeping Charles occupied here. If he didn't have us to test his... ummm... theories on, he'd be out slaughtering the infidel with a pickaxe and keeping their heads in his freezer.

 

Or, he'd be testing this theory on some other, more easily convinsed forumists, and that would be fatal.

 

either way, i deserve a monetary reward.

 

I was pretty cheezed off when I read the books and discovered what they'd done to some of the characters.

What the HELL did they do to Sima Yi? Okay he was a conniving, cunning, arrogant sunnuvabitch, but he knew where the REAL power lay. And in the game they have him obsessed with taking over Cao Pi's reign.

Wei Yan was MUTILATED.

Why does Zhang Liao look French?

And Why god WHY did they turn Sun Ce into an annoying American jock?

BASTARDS.