Eh… hey I’m new here.

Lol, look who's the Pokemon fan?

 

You... wait... what?

I was going to be angry at Puppy for some reason, but now my brain is just sitting in my skull, whimpering and crying at the loss of one her few remaining childhood films. Goddamn it...

 

I foresee problems with Grandma if my Granddaughter comes over to watch the Lion King and this is still stuck in my head.

 

:lol: Bwahahahahahahahaha! Oh, I would pay good money to watch that.

 

Well, I started doing that when I dubbed GarmGarf "Garfield" because I felt he deserved a nickname too. However, I reference things said by Magicarp less often than I do GarfBarf, so it gained less attention. I was a pokemon fan, back when there were 151 of them.

I'm glad to know I've managed to add yet another mental scar to you. This is how many I've ranked up on you now? Two? The Destruction of a beloved movie, and vagina dentata... ^__^

 

Anyone else heard the song, 'Hey There Vagina'?

 

Here is some other Vagina Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3npBVuQhc

 

Oh God; I didn't know that toothed vagina thing is from fokelore. Somehow the image of it popped in my head and as one could imagine I was freaked out. But I never heard about the concept from anywhere (until now); just visualized it one random day.

I didn't click the link, but is it from that "Hey There Delilah" song? (I listen to the radio.)

 

The first thing, that came in my mind was the vagina wall.

 

Thankfully I didn't post the whole song. The mental images would probably make the brain bleed...

 

So what do we torment next? Aladdin? Or the Little Mermaid?

::looks over at Xiao::

Little Mermaid.

 

If you want an animated Disney film filled with Innuendo, have a look at Aladdin.

Jasmine goes through... changes, of sorts.

 

Well if I can find it there is a parody of "I've Got A Golden Ticket" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

 

Saints and Martyrs... I can only imagine what you people could do to the Little Mermaid...

 

Sebastian: "Darling it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me." I don't think the Little Mermaid needs any help from us.

 

And there is also this one: Flounder: Who, me? No way. It's just, it, err . . . it looks -damp in there.

 

I can tell you what I would do to the Little Mermaid...if she were human and......well, real.

Someone post the vaginal wall again. I need new wallpaper.

 

:/ I find it slightly disturbing that the fact Ariel is 15 doesn't bother you any...