Eh… hey I’m new here.

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  1. rroyo

    rroyo Active Member

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  2. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    Nola, you have stopped being Funny Man. So you be quiet and take your square somewhere else, because as you can see, this forum is not square.
     
  3. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    He's not confusing, he's just offended by titties.
     
  4. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    Well I never said he was confusing in this thread, did I?
     
  5. GrimmHatter

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    You're the noob. You take your mammophobia elsewhere.
     
  6. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    I can assure you all that there will be a boob day.
     
  7. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    And Nolanoth may well get a custom avatar for 1 day.

    And if you are going to use THAT avatar Nolanoth, man up and show some backbone.
     
  8. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    Wonder if he has a fear of all that is female due to vagina dentata as well.
     
  9. Jazintha Piper

    Jazintha Piper Member

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    I shudder to think what the rest of us are going to get.....
     
  10. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    BAH! I didn't need that mental image to come back! I swear, it's not only guys who're scared shitless my vagina dentata, it creeps us girls out too. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
     
  11. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah. Well, I’m still working on my invention anyway. A combination douche/toothbrush.
    *remembers the sonicare toothbrush*
    Okay, Okay. A douche-toothbrush-marital aide combo. :)
     
  12. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    :puke:

    Sometimes a smily is the only way to accurately describe the way the people here hurt me.
     
  13. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    I feel somewhat safe 'cause I know you love me...
    ..
    ..
    but I'm still going to hide under the bed for awhile, okay?
     
  14. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Awwwww. Puppy, you know I won't hurt you. I'll just drink the memory away, assuming you haven't buried the whiskey I keep in my workshop. :eek: You haven't buried my whiskey, right?
     
  15. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    If by 'buried' you mean 'used on the virgins' then yes.
     
  16. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Vagina dentata!
    What a wonderful phrase!
    Vagina dentata!
    Ain't no passing craze

    It means no worries
    For the rest of your days
    It's our problem-free philosophy
    Vagina dentata!

    Why, when he was a young warthog...
    When I was a young wart hoooog!
    Very nice.
    Thanks!
    He found his vagina lacked a certain appeal
    He could clear the savannah lookin' for a meal
    I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned
    And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
    And oh, the shame
    (He was ashamed!)
    Thoughta changin' my name
    (Oh, what's in a name?)
    And I got downhearted
    (How did you feel?)
    Ev'rytime that I...
    Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
    Oh... sorry.

    Vagina dentata!
    What a wonderful phrase
    Vagina dentata!
    Ain't no passing craze
    It means no worries
    For the rest of your days
    Yeah, sing it, kid!
    It's our problem-free
    philosophy...
    Vagina dentata!

    Vagina dentata!
    [Repeats]

    It means no worries
    For the rest of your days.
    It's our problem-free philosophy
    Vagina dentata!
     
  17. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Congratulations, you have just destroyed the Lion King for all of us.
     
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    magikot Well-Known Member

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    The hell? That's not how it goes....

    Vagina dentata
    What a wonderful phrase
    Vagina dentata
    Ain't no passin' craze.

    It means no wiener
    for the rest of your days
    It's a penis free
    Girl cavity
    Vagina dentata.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Hah! Thanks Magicarp! I'm glad you improved on my song! ^__^
     
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