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  1. Rain-Dog

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    This is a sign.

    America will attack Australia and rob it.

    Vorak will rise to power as a rebel leader, beat America and rise to glory as the Emperor of the AAD, or the Australian-American Dominion.
     
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    The Americans would fucking DIE here and they all know it. Their army wouldn't get more than a couple of hours into their invasion before they either got nutted by a drunken footballer (or football fan, or cricket maniac if it's summer) or discovered that you really shouldn't do too much poking around in a country where 97% of the wildlife is instantly lethal, and the other 3% are roos, who will kick you to death, and koalas, who will crap on you and then bite you.

    Man, I would pay good money to watch that.
     
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    Only he can unite the former colonies and lead them to greatness.
     
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    Admittedly, it would have been kinda cool if Vorak incorporated the UK to his Australian Empire.
     
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    I'd so support that, as a Turk would support a fellow used-by-the-Brits ANZAC trooper (see. Gallipoli Campaign).

    UK, you're next =P
     
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    Your line of defense is a drunken footballer? Do you even watch movies?
     
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    Have you seen our footballers recently?
     
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    Your best line of defense would defeat itself.
    Seriously, what kind of police seize weapons at the game but don't arrest anyone?
     
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    Admittedly if the American soldiers are female the footy teams will gang rape them, however lets be sensible here, America can bomb our cities as I don't think they really need to fear our 12 fighter jets flown by ex-Ansett pilots.
     
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    I would also like to point out that there are more people in our Armed Forces then there are in your whole country. We'll drown you in arrogant good ol' boys!
     
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    The kind who want to be able to tuck their kids in that night. Angry football fans are fucking LETHAL. You think the antics the British get up to whenever their 'football' team does poorly are something? We Aussies taught them everything they know because we were bored one afternoon.
     
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    Actually, the inebriated sports fans would quickly perish under heavy gunfire, and the animals would find themselves gassed, shot, or napalmed. Possibly all three simultaneously.
     
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    Two words, buddy: Redback. Spider.

    These vicious little practical joke spiders hide in dark places just waiting for an opportunity to bite some poor unsuspecting sap, and they're common in literally every part of the country. Their favourite trick is lurking beneath toilet seats waiting for some poor bastard to sit down...
     
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    Thank the Gods that I live in a place where spiders are harmless and vipers won't kill you unless you already have allergies of Xiao's magnitude.
     
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    There are twenty million people in the US armed forces?
     
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    According to Wikipedia the United States Army have 1,090,000+ people in their ranks. So either the plus at the end of the number is meant to be gargantuan in size, or rosie just exaggerated, the way Fish did when they first met and he bragged about the size of the "fish" she was just about to catch.
     
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    Good point. sports fanatics are the only people that scare me more than religious fanatics.
    I found the following info on wikipedia.
    Active:1,473,900 Reserve:1,458,500 Paramilitary:453,000 Total: 3,385,400. Maybe she was talking about total number of people with guns and not just actual registered military personel.
    On the side, It also says Vietnam has 9.5 million...
     
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    I wasn't bothering to check for actual facts and numbers. Ya know, cuz I'm American and I really don't care.
     
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