Dwarf women

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  1. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Excellent display of the rule against posting actual pictures.
     
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    Glad I stumbled on this thread so I could clear up any misconceptions about female dwarves.

    Fact is, dwarven reproduction is similar to that of termites, ants, or the aliens who constantly pursue Ellen Ripley. Dwarf females are extremely rare. They are extremely fat, immobile, and have vast, pulsating egg sacs attached to their bodies. In the course of their short lives, they squeeze out thousands of leathery eggs which are later fertilized by male dwarves in a bizarre formal ceremony. Just before the female dies, she lays one last egg that eventually hatches into another female dwarf. Thus the cycle is repeated.
     
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    I was abandoned in a mine as an infant and raised by dwarves.
     
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    Oh? Which clan were you raised with?
     
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    You never ask a Dwarf of his Clan. Magnus 101. Then again, I shot Magnus in the belly and sprayed his intestines across the alley. Then I stole his shit.
     
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    We all know not to ask a dwarf about his females, clan or age but this fellow was raised by dwarfs, this would imply he is not a dwarf.
     
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    If I were raised my whole life by Dwarfs, I would concider myself a Dwarf.
     
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    Of all places to abandon a infant, a mine? Your parents must have been mighty high.
     
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    My parents didn't care enough to leave me in a mine. *Weeps*.
     
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    Or had tremendous foresight.
     
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    There are no male Elves either which points us to the final truth: Elves and Dwarves are one race with former being the females and latter the males.
     
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    I often see: "What happens in this world?" Is it me or is concerted action, or should I say if the "trying too hard" to move men in society. Now do not get me wrong, I'm all, "women's rights" only when women decide to seek harmony with men.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I'm leaving this thread unlocked, in case anyone else feels like being banned.
     
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