Dutch woman marries herself

Dutch artist to marry herself

A Dutch artist is to marry herself to show people how much she loves the different sides of her character.

Jennifer Hoes, 29, has ordered a complete wedding party, wedding dress and marriage certificate.

She told Haarlem's Dagblad newspaper: "I want to celebrate with others how much I'm in love with myself."

She says she regards the wedding as a reward for her years of struggle between the emotional and business sides of her character.

Ms Hoes said: "Finally I managed to unite these conflicting parts of my character, and I find it most logical that it results in a wedding."

An alderman of the city of Haarlem has agreed to act as registrar, although the wedding will not be registered officially in the books.

Ms Hoes said she doesn't rule out a more conventional wedding at some stage in the future.

"But I will never divorce myself. I don¹t want to become emotionally dependent from another for not being in balance with myself. This marriage is really for better or for worse," she added.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_750542.html

 

Soooo.... on the the wedding night... is that consumation or masturbation?

 

Ok they will let you marry yourself, but wont let gays marry, that’s interesting, vary interesting.

So dose that mean that what happened on South Park could happen, when the guy married his right hand.

But I guess that it isn’t here, and it wasn’t official, so whatever.

NO, I’m not gay. Just to answer that question for you right now.

 

Pffsshhhhh, Dennis Rodman did it already.

 

Naw, she's probably one of those "chix with dix." It gives "go fuck yourself" a new perspective.

 

well, either way, it's going to be the best wedding night she'll ever have... maybe if she becomes schizo in the future, she can marry all different sides of herself together. ^_^

 

Not to mention love affairs...she's getting quite a bit of action

 

This woman highlights all that is wrong with the art community, bleeding hearts and "love yourself"/self-esteem crap that's being passed around these days like some sort of ultimate guide to happiness and satisfaction.

I hope she finds an violent alcoholic for a husband.

 

I heard on the radio awhile back about some lady who wants to get married to her dog (which is, in fact, a female). She claims that she will have a closed relationship, and she won't let her dog "cheat" on her.

It seems the smarter the world gets, the dumber the people on it get.

 

Is she going to use the dog’s tail as a dildo?

I couldn’t have said it better.