Dr Naheed Saeed Morrill.

Than Pakistan woman Dr Naheed Saeed Morrill want custody of her three daughter from her america ex who is than homosexual than hid from her. He
false accued her of being than terrorist than the supid blias FBI still call her
than Terrorist even when than America Court say she not than Terrorist and say she is than fit mother. Our dumb anit-Islamic action are causeing touble
for us in the Islamic Nation of the World which is leading to than build up of Anti-Americaist in the Islamist world. I just E-Mail the Secretary of State on this subjector as on many other. The United State should hand over to her three daughter to be raise in a proper home with than proper family.

 

Eh, wut?

 

Hey, I translated the last one. It's someone else's turn.

 

Translation:
Some Pakistani woman wants custody of her 3 daughters, because her ex hubby is gay and hid that fact from her (presumably, he fathered the children against his will). To keep his kids, he accused the woman of being a terrorist, which an American court ruled untrue. However, the FBI is both stupid and biased and says she is indeed a terrorist. Anti-Islamic tendencies are causing the U.S. all sorts of trouble in the Islamic World (no kiddin?). Fortunately, CharlesBHoff has taken care of the whole problem by emailing the Secretary of State on this and many other subjects, so all should be right in the world in short order...

The relevance of this topic, however, is not immediately clear from the context.

Incidentally, RE: Mr. BHoff's signature... just how many people is a dillion anyway? Is that more or less than a zillion?

 

I'm impressed by your ability to understand him - I couldn't, this time. But next time leave out the commentary, mmkay?

 

1 dillion is = to 1,000,000,000 or one thousand million so 2 dillion is = two
thousand million while the population of China is 1.3 diillion or = to one thousand three hundred million. The population of earth is 6 dillion or six thousand million. The total number of Christian on earth is about 1.2 dillion
or one thousand two hundred million . In England one dillion is = to million
million or 1,000,000,000,000,000. Most of the world use 1 dillion is = to one thousand million which is the european way.

 

It makes as much sense as any other translation, I suppose...

 

:rofl: Hahaha, there actually IS a zillion
:rofl:

 

Damn, this thread was ripe for "Chalres B Hoff candy". Too late.

Ah well, there'll be more.

 

So I cannot spell big deal. As least I an a better person an you are. As I care more about other people than you do.

 

Sorry, Charles, no offense intended. I once said "I live at the train station" instead of "I live near the train station" in my Japanese exam and got given hell about it - just learn to laugh at yourself, have fun.

Just out of interest, where are you from?

 

annd ... who would your be refering to ?

 

Our good friend Mr. Hoff/ Mr. BHoff... :-?

 

Isn't 1,000,000,000 = 1 billion?

 

Vlad, I thought the same thing. But because nobody else said it, I was scared to say it. I thought maybe I was retarded or something.

 

Believe it or not, ours are bigger than yours. Traditionally, a billion in UK figuring is 1 000 000 000 000 (a million million). These days we're swinging towards the more sensible 1000 000 000. However, with numbers getting ever bigger the way they are (economically, particularly), I fully expect ours to be back in vogue at some point.

BTW, Charles once explained that he has a brain disorder that causes his words to be mixed up. I am beginning to wonder if he was being honest about that. His mix-ups look peculiarly similar to those translated thingies we saw a while back, and he is undoubtedly more than just a little intent on convincing us that every religion in the world is evil except for Islam.

I understand this is probably paranoia on my part, and I apologise to Charles for that, but, well, you ARE very single minded about the introducing a religious or cultural agenda at every opportunity.

 

Spelling is not the most important thing in the world. However, attacking some one's character and saying you're a better person than them is sort of a cheap shot. Besides, he was just kidding. I'm sure you do care about others, but I doubt that you know enough about Settler to say that he's a bad person.

 

WOW. That is one of the most inventive double posts I have seen. Quoting yourself. Not bad.

By the way, I tend to agree with Sherrif's assesment. I believe that CBH may have some sort of disability.

Either that, or he has not fully grasped the English language yet. I have a sneaking suspision that he may have learned English from a Taliban publication, but I could be wrong.