Doing the impossible.

It all started out with me minding my own business while I was walking to the movie theater when I saw this squirrel. Nobody else may have noticed, but it was mocking me. Gathering food like some kind of rodent. Breathing its "air" to survive. If that squirrel thinks its so much better than me why doesn't it have a TV show. So to knock it down a peg I picked up a stick, threw it, and hit it right in the head making it run away like the common squirrel it is. Yes, I have done what ever man in history has been trying to achieve in years. I have done..... the impossible!

 

No, there are pleanty of other poeple who have made stupid, pointless forum threads in the long history of the world..

 

At least its shorter than Sleeks "agent orange" story.

And for the kids back home: Agent Orange is a chemical that was mainly used in the Vietnam War. So if your a Vietnam vet and are having cancer like symptoms, go to a doctor near you for more information.

 

...And about everyone else who has ever posted at a forum.

Nice of you to stick up for fishy, DU. What a father.

 

A good friend of my family's was exposed to Agent Orange in Vietnam and was made sterile by it. Yeah I thought I'd just throw that in. My ear hurts a lot I'm afraid I may have an infection or something.

 

Hold on. Im a Corpman, I can help.

Did I forget to mention I just finished my Corp School training? Now im on two weeks leave and then its off to Marine Field Training in Camp Pendleton.