Does Anybody Here Live with a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel?

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  1. Canis

    Canis New Member

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    Within one day, unless we're practicing unusual self-restraint.

    Often it's for the best. We're no longer discussing tiny stupid yappy "dogs", but rather streptococci, infinitely higher life forms. :thumbup:
     
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    Except for Nobodie's Joke Thread. that is the only one which *hasn't* gone off-topic. Oh and Chivalry is dead... which is exactly how those dogs should be. :yep: I dislike any animal which survives off being fed and treated and cared-for by humans. If the damn thing can't survive in the wild, why the hell does it still live?
     
  3. rosenshyne

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    and yet you're still here...

    EDIT: oh, and the joke thread has gone off-topic, courtesy of me and Jinxed.
     
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    Yes, I know... but I would probably be around if it weren't for the things above named... I might not be the smartest person out there, but I do have decent survive skills.
     
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    sure you do. let's test that theory, and drop you in the ozarks with a hunting knife and a lighter, hmmm?
     
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    Now tell me, if you had the money that it would take to fly me into the Ozarks, buy me a knife and lighter, would you? I mean seriously, there are so many better things you could spend that money on... pre-paying your son's way through college. Oh, which is something that I suggest you do... because it is a LOT cheaper than doing it when he's that age, simply because the rates for college go up 8-11% per year.
     
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    Lets get back on topic shall we. I think that the dogs is probably a WMD and therefore must be exterminated, after all it spreads diesases to little children.
     
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    i don't have a son, Matt. and if you don't want o go to the Ozarks, i'm sure we can find a decent wilderness somewhere near you.
     
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    Daughter, sorry, I've a bad memory.... I've too many little kids to deal with myself... lol. But yea... the wilderness around here? Feel free, the most dangerous thing out there is a panda.
     
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    Matt, you have shitty survival skills. We don't need to dump him in the wilderness to kill him off, all we need to do is dump him in a decent rip. That'll finish pretty much anyone off.
     
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    Yeah, let's dump him in the Great Australian Bight (or is it Bite? I can never remember) That's full up of great whites. Or maybe the Gold Coast Canals.
     
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    Geez, you guys are really impractical. What about beating him over the head with a rock? Fuck sharks that'll take to long and you can't guage the pain he's recieving.
     
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    Dump him into a pit full of enraged beavers.
     
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    Dump him in marsh waters, crawling with the neutria itch parasite.
     
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    OK, you take a plug in dildo. You remove the head and put a pitchfork there. Then you plug it into a car battery and you shove it up his ass.
     
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    no, no, blinky, that doesn't qualify. he wouldn't need survival skills to survive the pitchfork-dildo-of-doom... unless, of course, it was wielded by those crazy Deliverance motherfuckers...
     
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