Divorce Letter

Are you calling me a liar?

 

I agree.

 

1. She has higher post count than me because of that she has been here longer.

2. I am not a spammer.

3. Yes she has.

4. I am not Bree Van De Kamp, I'm Van Stran.

5. Yes, I'm kinda new here.

 

You know what'll happen when you piss off the bunny:

 

I think so. Heh, nice picture.

 

Bree, I'm sorry, but you're just sexually confused. They should have explained this to you when you were younger, but not everyone is born with male parts. Some people are born with female parts, like you, and bunny, and vyenna, and xiao. Now, some of the people with female parts are smart and people like them, like bunny, and vyenna, and xiao, and some of them suck male parts for a living. Like you. Just because you're not in the 'cool' group with all the 'intellectual' people, doesn't mean that you can't have a great time playing your games, for money of course, with other people just like you.

 

But I'm a man, I have male parts. Please, could y'all just call me the more masculine name Stran or something?

 

If there is one thing I've noticed across all forums I'm a part of, it's that people wag their post count and low UID number around like it's some sort of big cock I'm supposed to be impressed with.


Jesus, get over yourselves people.

EDIT: AHHHH I JUST DEFENDED BREE/VAN STRAN WTF

 

Yes you indeed did. For that I am grateful.

 

You have only 48 posts and joined only in August.

Thus you probably have a small penis and your opinion doesn't really matter.

 

QED

 

It's a big cock for the guys and relatively big tits for the girls. Except for Nobodie. He gets more nipples.

 

As of my post, you only have 1037 total posts and you joined a month before I did, "Tiny."
Oh, kudos, Bunny. I think I saw clouds hovering around them.

 

Bunny, im writing you a cheque if firstly they are your breasts and secondly you show Grossen and myself more :-o

 

Bunny, how I ever told you how impressively massive your post count(s) is(are)?

EDIT: Can I use those as my wallpaper?

 

Tel, they're mine, and they're natural. Send the cheque along and we'll see. You'll see. Whatever.

Blinky: you don't need to ask that.

And with this post my post count went +1 ^_^. Hooray!

 

Bunny, I'm afraid all I've seen of you is cleavage, albeit fine looking cleavage. This would seem to suggest that you are nothing more than a sentient pair of boobs, or that you are witholding some... stimulating imagery.