Discussion for These hands' got blood on them

I think this thing’s going to die with only DE and me. We need more people.

Well it was fun wile it lasted (if it ends now). I’ll try to keep it going as long as I can short of playing as multiple characters by myself.

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I think we need a bit of advertising…

If you’re looking for a new adventure, I’ve got the perfect thing.
You can join the “These hands' got blood on themâ€￾ thread in the Roleplaying forum. We need more people to continue our quest.
Please remember to post all your questions in the “Discussion for These hands' got blood on themâ€￾ thread.

If you want me to remove it, just say so.

 

Wow, you're the Ad Guy! ^_^. The ad is fine, Baal. But be warned, you're being a nice guy by doing so (yeah, even if you're moved by the selfish motivation of personal entertainment). Nah, it's ok. :thumbup:
I wonder what's happened to Dark Elf... Hmmm...

 

Well I think what we need to do now is find a person in the story that can clarify what is going on to our characters, and send us on whatever quest.

I don’t have any good ideas at this time, but I’ll think on it.

Hay Bunny your old character is dead now, maybe you could take on the role of a priest. Instead of playing as a permanent character you can play as the occasional stray person we meet.

 

When you kill someone you have to make sure they're dead, Baal. There's no way you can kill two beings at the same time with that attack.

 

Well depends how big you make it, whether the hole was there before or after I attacked.

Hay… DE where are you!

 

Lucky me you didn't cast some disintegrating spell.

 

I’m trained in the ways of (the) force, but I’m a master of fire.

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I lowered my head and through the arch of my legs, now naked, I saw the light.

As I got up after being knocked out by a piece of debri and I looked trough the hole in the wall, only to see the half-breed being fucked by a brightly glowing tiny fairy “(faire)Yaa… take it all bitchâ€￾. I scratched my head in confusion.

 

Dark Elf: Sure, kiddo, no prob. :thumbup:

Baal: Fuck off. :lol:
(I suppose the fairy had Saddam's South Park voice, right?)

 

I might stick my nose into this affair...

Name: Drub Keg Tosser (aka Drub Feathercrest)

Race: Half-Ogre (human mother, ogre father)

Backstory tidbit:

Ah well, if this party is continuing, maybe ol' Drub can score an invite.

 

yay! more people! anyway, im in switzerland now... i think ill have computer access for today and tomorrow.. well see. (i hate swiss keyboards )

 

I want chocolate! Or a clock! Or a bank account!
Nah, I want you to be fine ^_^.

As regards the story...
I know what "get laid" means, but I thought that what I wanted to say was better expressed with that phrase instead of saying "I need you to help me lie down" or "I need you to lay me down", because I'm not sure if option 2 was correct. But as I already said, this is not going to be a hentai story, so let me and my character get better and we'll both keep up the good work. ^_^.

 

When you open a Swiss bank account, do they give you a chocolate Swiss army knife with a clock?

 

No, they give you a chocolate Swiss army knife OR a clock. If the Swiss armny knife had a clock, it wouldn't be a Swiss army knife. But it's not a bad idea.

 

If a Swiss army knife can have one or more of the following: a large blade, a small blade, a large serrated blade, a can opener w/ small screwdriver, a bottle opener w/ large screwdriver & wire stripper, a screwdriver, a wire stripper, a combination tool (bottle opener, can opener, screwdriver & wire striper), scissors, a reamer w/ sewing eye, a divot fixer, a cuticle pusher, a cap lifter w/ screwdriver tip & wire stripper, a straight pin, a mini-light, a Phillips screwdriver, a fine screwdriver, a mini screwdriver, a wood chisel, a wood saw, a metal file (nail file on reverse), a metal saw, a nail file w/ nail cleaner, a nail file w/ screwdriver tip, a fish scaler with hook disgorger and inch/metric ruler, a hook, a cut & picker blade w/ scraper, a cap lifter w/ Phillips screwdriver tip & wire stripper, an engraving panel, a belt cutter, a magnifying glass, a ballpoint pen, an orange peeler w/ screwdriver tip, pliers w/ wire cutter, an electrician blade, a gutting blade, tweezers, a toothpick, a key ring, a shackle key, a hoof cleaner, an emergency blade, a screwdriver w/ ruler, and/or a corkscrew...

...then I don't see why it can't have a clock also.

(The list is from the tool identification sheet that came with my Victorinox Swiss Army Cybertool, which has a fair assortment of the listed tools, along with a mini socket driver and other goodies. But no clock. Dammit. It's also not made of chocolate, Swiss or otherwise. Dammit!)

 

Hey guys, you should sell your ideas to Mr Victorinox. He might even give you 10 shilling for them, either that or he won't care tuppence about them.
(Oh my, some bad English comedian has taken over me... Don't worry, a night of sleep and I'll be fine.)

 

Sounds good, although I think I'd want a loaded Swiss bank account to go along with mine.

If the powers that be were to hand over control of all those terrorist Swiss bank accounts to me, I could singlehandedly save the world economy, given my spending habits (when I have money to spend).

Think of the children! Give me all your money!

 

you guys are too funny! :lol:

anyway, were leaving switzerland, so in case the internet cafes are too expensive in Italy: goodbye my fellow adventurers!