Dinner and a fuck?

Apparently in Toronto there is a restaurant that is encouraging customers to have sex in their 4 unisex restrooms this valentine's day weekend.

 

Toronto? That airticket is probably costly....

:-(

Who wants to sponsor me?

 

Well, you know how silly the Canadians are. Imagine those lines to the restroom.

 

In one of my towns, there was a large protest when somebody tried to start a swing club. The most intellectual people in the town were afraid it would instill negative values in our children.

 

Turn tricks between courses to pay for the meal. It'd also work well to burn off those calories you just gorged down.

 

This is an oxymoron, and not possible.

 

I'm not even joking. The kind of people I would expect to come on this forum and take the username 'Muro_Lightning' were very adamant about swinging being morally wrong.

I kept telling people that it wasn't a big deal and wouldn't affect children. I quickly earned a reputation as a polygamist.

 

I'm sorry. Sounds like they need better parenting.

 

Mweeheehee. Yet another reason to move to Canada when I have the money.

 

Reposted, since it's still impossible.

Xiao: Go for western Canada.

 

Wow, it's almost Boob Day already. Yay!

 

Fixed.

GrimmHatter: Thanks for the reminder. You've brought some happy into my day. I'm looking forward to a certain pair of kitty warmers.

 

Dude, Washington is in AMERICA. Also known as 'One of the (Increasingly Many) Countries Xiao Has Pledged to Never Visit'. Capitals mot definitely necessary.

 

If you think that we live in the Capital, you really ought to be fantasizing over Edward Cullen. That's fan-girl grade naive-ity.

 

She means the capital letters in her sentence.

Also, you have to be pretty dumb to believe that a country isn't worth going to because they used to have a conservative government.

Canada just has a bunch of dudes yelling at eachother a whole bunch.

 

Who said anything about their government? It's America's mentality that scares me shitless, thanks.

 

Like your mentality is any better.

 

Well if some crazy Aussie poacher kidnaps you and tries to kill your giant gold eagle don't expect our American mice to come save you.

 

I would like to point out that the people who make the Daily Show and the Colbert Report are also American. Bigotry is still bigotry, even when aimed at residents of a superpower. Shame on you.

Canadians and Americans actually have an extremely similar culture, anyway. It is very difficult to differentiate us.