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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    I'd rather have the victim have his feet chained tightly to the floor of the elevator shaft, with his upper body chained just as tightly to the elevator itself.

    Then the elevator goes slowly upwards, whilst he's being dry-humped by a real pony.
     
  2. Spuddy

    Spuddy New Member

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    I see a connection of sorts to your signature. (Hmmm...)
     
  3. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    The Spanish Pony is a perfect instrument and will not be humiliated by an elevator.
     
  4. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Yeah if you want top sit around for days....I suppose if you attach some weights to their feet it may drop a few days.
     
  5. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Attaching weights to their feet is part of the ritual.
     
  6. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Perhaps its a good thing he doesn't know the process.
     
  7. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    A compressed soda bottle, inserted surrepticiously into...someone, and then slowly pressurized to around 140 PSI.
    Then, bring in the pony. The blood makes entry a tad easier, and the wounds make everything more painful.
     
  9. Wolfsbane

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    Or, you put a mentos into a bottle of coke, and then shove it up someones ass.
     
  10. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Why not simply fill someone with baking soda and water and then shake them violently?
     
  11. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Or just split them in half with the pony?
     
  12. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Ill give you one thing Xz, you have patience to be able to sit around for days, perhaps weeks and watching someone slowly become split in half.
     
  13. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    But torture is so much fun.
     
  14. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    But that's so fast. I mean if you torture someone with a gun, it's too fast. Take shooting someones knee, it's so much faster than crushing it slowly with pressure.
     
  16. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Not if you shoot off non vital body parts slowly and make them drink their own blood.
     
  17. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    You can remove body parts much slower than with a gun.
     
  18. Telcontar

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    But it is so much more exciting with a gun. Unless of course they actually WANT to keep their body parts.
     
  19. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Who doesn't want to keep their body parts?
     
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