Dickhead of the Weak

This spinoff from Newbie of the Weektm Deserves its own thread. In my bid for Dickhead of the Weak, I'm changing my name to Leroy, right I steal your girlfriend, get your little sister drunk, beat up your dad, sell some crack to your baby brother, and befriend your mother. Then I'm going to start a band called The Pashing Sumpkins, and croon about my mom, and today, tomorrow, and yesterday. Then I'm going to spit in your food. And pee on your pillow. And take all the free prizes in your cereal. I am the dickhead. But you can call me Leroy, or Virgil, or Billy Corgan.

 

Alright, you win. No contest. Shit, I'm not even going to TRY!

Simply this post will probably getcha what you want.

 

Aura Emenator :thumbdown:

 

rofl, at least spell week correctly

 

I'm inclined to believe the spelling was deliberate. I was all ready to write about how Aura couldn't be made Dickhead of the Week because he's too funny and because there are so many other people here more deserving, when I realized that Dickhead of the Weak is something totally different and that Aura might well qualify.

 

Either that or he just can't spell.

BTW, AE, you DO know that it's not a GOOD thing to get these awards, don't you? :lol:

 

Except to attract attention. :lol:

 

Weak

I meant to put weak. As in WEAK. I make no claims to being great and powerful; but I can be a dickhead. What do you mean not good to win awards!? They are #1 when it comes to scratching a deep rectal itch. I just thought it might be kinda fun to start a thread that just gives people an opportunity to be dickheads without any one getting all bent out of shape about is. And if anyone should be telling me how to spell, it's not you Syrian, I've read your posts and you spell like a blind dog translating Korean childrens stories. OH, I'm such a dickhead!

 

AE, has anyone told you that 'Hemogolobulous' is not a real word?

 

I made it myself

Yeah, a couple of people have caught that one. Is that all? I think I was drunk and bleeding when I came up with it. Sorry if I have offended you by warping the english language to fit my own mediocre desire for amusing internet names. Ferret. Gargob.

 

Re: I made it myself

Shove a beer bottle too far up your ass?

 

I'm not offended AE. It's just that it's similar to two other biological words that you could have merged. I was just wondering whether you knew it was not a real word or whether you'd just misheard something.

 

Re: Weak

Silence, dickhead! What's your face going to be, a scrotum? Bahaha **runs off yelling Arabic profinities**

 

Re: Weak

Silence, dickhead! What's your face going to be, a scrotum? Bahaha **runs off yelling Arabic profinities**[/quote]

What the hell are saying? My face, a scrotum? Maybe when I'm 90. You might as well swear in Arabic cause you don't make any fucking sense when you speak English either. This thread is getting fun. Please don't call me a dickhead, I'm very sensitive. It's not like I started a thread called Dickhead of the Weak, and started insulting random guests because I'm trying to find my next ex girlfriend; I told you I'm a dickhead. The only reason your post is interesting at all is because you quoted a big chunk of my genius. I'd be farting in your honor, but I've got this beer bottle stuck in my bloody ass. CLOTTED HEMOGOLOBULAI FLINGER.

(Don't take me too seriously, I'm at work right now; this is my method of venting... all over some Arabian guy.)

 

Re: Weak

Never fear. Around here, that's called 'basic entertainment'.

Everyone likes waching people flame idiots.

*all eyes turn to self*
Well... uhh... I... :/

 

AE, no matter how many times you say it, someone will here will always take what you say too seriously, and get offended - it happens half the time with my posts.

Xento, I wouldn't be calling too much attention to yourself at the moment, you filthy, young spammer you.

 

Well, I... Er...

Alright, I admit it.

But it's all in honor if Dickhead of the Week, right?

 

I am the firestarter

With a head full of spam, it's probably hard for the boy to come up with a meaningful post. If it wasn't for spammers, Harry Potter fans, and Billy fucks his mother Corgan, who would I flame?

"If everything didn't suck, nothing would be cool!" - Butthead, "Beavis and Butthead."

 

you could start by flaming your psychiatrist, he obviously hasnt helped you with your obsessive compulsive problems...

oh and your mother, i lost her phone number but just tell her her clit is too spicy, well, not just her clit, her whole pussy, eating her out left me with this whole "i just drank a bottle of tobasco sauce" feeling... uke:

 

Douchebag

Ooh you fucker. If you saw my nasty ass mother you'd be eating your words instead the fat sloppy pussy you're probably used to. I've never had a psychiatrist because I am an extremely well balanced young man, with no social disorders at all. Anyways, the voices in my head tell me you are in serious need of help; your drinking problem has burgeoned into tabasco sauce. Last time I fucked somebody's mother she laid an egg, which hatched into a retarded little mutant freak, whom we named sleek_jeek, and never saw again. So who's your daddy, bitch?

If they hadn't a' done what I told them not to do, I wouldn't a' had to do what I had done..." - Mr. Blonde "Reservoir Dogs"