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  1. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Whilst I had your mother handcuffed with her hands behind her back holding on to her pig-tails and ramming her asshole, I had a miscallaneous thought about weight loss and how much weight I could lose!
    Thanks Atlas33, you've helped me to make my dream come true :thumbup: :lol:
     
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    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Its that Telcontar spambot I've been hearing so much about, quick get it!
     
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    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Vorak, now I am no genius but I am sure you would like to try Atlas and myselfs new product.
    For just $19.99 plus GST and postage and handling, you too can reflect in the glory of having a body that the gals and even guys (if you're in to that sort of stuff ;)) wants and desires.
    Now what do you say, this is a limited offer, only to you and you cannot get this offer anywher else or off Danoz Direct.
    *Gives Vorak Tel's name engraved pen* now come on sign up!!!
     
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    Go figure - your product requires shipping and handling costs.
     
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    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Oh c'mon good sir, its a small price to pay for weight loss and happyness....
     
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    On the other hand, I could jump the border into Canada, call an ambulance, and, while it is in transit, slit open my abdomen and scoop out as much lard as I can before passing out. Thanks to free clinics, I could get out of it all without any costs, aside from the gasoline, which may actually make your method more affordable in the long run. Of course I'd also have some nasty scars, but I'm sure there would be some goth girl who would be happy to ooh and aah over my wounds as I beat her around in order to get her to stay.
     
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    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Touche good sir, there is a better way.
     
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    nah nah, you see, you make a small incision in the fat section, then take your wet/dry vac and shove the nozzel in there and turn it on. Walla! drop 20 pounds in two minutes, (and maybe a kidney or two...results may vary)

    then you turn the fat into soap and make a bundle! :)
     
  9. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Watching Fight Club recently?
     
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    Or Dick Dietrick's old Nightstand?

    I remember the sidekick Miller sitting in his TV chair, munching pop corn while pressing a small vac against his belly for a cheap fat sucking job.

    They sold the extracted fat to a Korean dog food company, if I recall correctly.
     
  11. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Well, Miller sure looked happy.

    That may however have been less a reaction to the remuneration than to the nice vibrations in his groinal area during said fat, erm, sucking.
     
  13. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    Meh just do like Jared and go on the subway diet.
     
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