Democrate won election.

When I was born, the moon turned fire red.

My mother cried out, "Lord, the Gypsy was right!" and then she fell down right dead.

 

Yea it sucks, I miss that ass.

 

That must of been hard, with you being a polar bear and all. I mean in the sense of grabbing her with those claws. I just hope she was not in to rough sex...

 

That would explain the blood in the bedroom. Not what I first presumed anyways. I thought she had a MAJOR problem...

 

Guys, Milo didn't have a mother. He was an asexual growth off of his father, right below his penis. Little Milo kept getting bigger and bigger, and then fell off and started walking around.

 

Yeah. The balls literally dropped. I'm my father's left nut.

I used to think that made me a freak, but now I figure that it just makes me "all man".

 

You know.... If someone tries to call you a nut, you can look them straight in the eye and go, "Yep!"

 

It does make you 100% man. Then it simply leaves the question of how your progeny shall usher forth unto the world. Or how you'll let them usher forth...Gee, what happens if you have a girl?

 

And what the hell does your face look like?

 

Milo shall give birth to the Lesbian to end all Lesbians.

 

I don't know if thats a good thing. we do need lesbians for our enjoyment but at the same time it will wipe out a lot of cranky, old, wrinkly housewives.

 

As it was in the beginning, so shall it be in the end.

Asses to asses and muff to muff.

Amen.

 

So his only daughter would bring about the end times...in regards to female homosexuality.
A lesbian of such power she would crush all in her path to find another of equal prowess. Or I'm using my exhausted brain to come up with crazy gay theories.

 

Exhausted? I didn't think the lizard king would ever tire Gross...

 

My Mind getting tired? Of course. My body, now that's a different matter.

 

Still you have exposed a weakness that can lead to your demise my friend...

 

That may be true, but I have since discovered the world of energy supplement beverages.

 

Now you're just making stuff up, Gross. :shakingheadsmiley: