DE, you bastard.

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  1. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Mine.

    Wobbler: go buy the book I wrote and published. I think it can be found in just about any book store... it's called "The Stranger."
     
  2. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    Is DF even left-handed? Because if not, you've always got me to be your sensei, sailor.
     
  3. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    But a left handed man is of no use to me. A left handed man is left handed, and can't teach how to use it. You need a right handed man whom has learned how to use his left hand in order to be taught how to use the left hand of yours.
     
  4. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    Wobbler, I... Gee, I don't know what to say. I thought the military service could change a man in a lot of ways, but... Not like this.
     
  5. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Personally, my favorite method is to use just a little bit of the adult massage oil that smells good and warms. Gives a great sensation, and there's nothing better than finishing and having your dick smell like frosting! :)
     
  6. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    Hey, we are 40 guys stuck with each other all week long. What did you think was going to happen?

    Okay, 8 of them are girls and I am on the regiment with the most women in Sweden, but anyways
     
  7. JustaFishInaJar

    JustaFishInaJar New Member

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    You lucky bastard. The closet thing my battalion had to a girl was this really effeminate guy that called everyone "dear" and wore really tight PT shorts.
     
  8. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    So the army issues every group of four men a woman?

    Sloppy seconds are bad enough. I don't want to know what sloppy fourths are like.
     
  9. Mesteut

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    Good news: There are more than one hole on a woman.
    Bad news: There are only three which can be fucked at the same time.
     
  10. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    Luckily the fourth one can satisfy himself with her feet. Or invite some more friends and takes advantage of her armpits and kneepits.
     
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    You're forgetting that the men need to occupy a volume in space - thus the number of men that can be around the womans body fucking her is limited.

    One in the colon, one in her vagina and one in her mouth should occupy all available space, since we're talking about army men.
     
  12. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    Without even analyzing it too much, if the woman would have it away in the cowgirl position, she would have one guy under her, one in front receiving a blowjob and one at each of her sides getting a handjob, and there shouldn't be any spacial difficulties in this configuration. It's exchanging one hole for the satisfaction of two guys, but that way 4:1 wouldn't be too much of a problem.
     
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    This trade off is undesirable. Holes > Hand at all times, soggy or not.
     
  15. rosenshyne

    rosenshyne New Member

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    Fish is a righty who uses his left.
     
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    One guy needs to operate the camera.
     
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    I can even use without any troubles, my left or my right hand. That's because I am ambidextrouse. I only have some trouble with writing with my left hand.
     
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    In that raunchy sex movie with Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Julia Roberts, and Clive Owen (?) in it, one of the male characters comes up with a plan for a female to have sex with seven or eight men at once.
     
  19. Muro

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    Well then we can't satisfy everyone. One in four army men is going to have to deal with it.

    Unless of course...
     
  20. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Haven't you ever heard of Crouching Tiger, Hidden-in-her-ass Dragon? He just needs to be skilled in kung-fu, and he can pound her ass while she rides Cowgirl style.
     
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