Dark Elf

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  1. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    There are preliminary reports that the tree is moving north and he has not been seen in some time, prepare for the worst people.
     
  2. Frigo

    Frigo Active Member

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    That damned tree also killed my brother!
     
  3. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Bloody hell! That fucking tree! I thought we were planning to burn it down before something like this happened!
     
  4. magikot

    magikot Well-Known Member

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    Will somebody take an axe to that bloody tree already?!
     
  5. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    I'm on it, I'm on it! I just need to find my axe. *opens her shed and remembers that it doubles as her alchemy lab* Um... this might take a little while.
     
  6. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Dark Elf's real name is Patrick [Something or Another]. Patrick [Something or Another] was killed in a car accident with his dad in Sweden around the middle of March when they ran into a tree (though it jumped out at them I'm sure). Ipso facto Dark Elf is dead.

    Sad but true.
     
  7. Arthgon

    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    Have you found the axe? If not, you could use your alchemy to burn down the tree.
     
  8. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    *Edited out by Vorak in order to protect joke integrity*
     
  9. Xiao_Caity

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    Found my axe, but if reports are remotely true I'm gonna need a chainsaw. The tree has spawned, man!
     
  10. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Meh, he's still alive. I just spoke with him.
     
  11. GrimmHatter

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    Stop kidding yourselves. We all know, you don't kill the tree. The tree kills you. Resistance is futile.
     
  12. Philes

    Philes Well-Known Member

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    Maybe I'm just too tired to get all of this.
     
  13. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Eh, he's been responding to messages from some girl on FB. I think his distraction is more of the vaginal variety.
     
  14. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it has teath and he's afraid to come back and tell us the story.

    Besides, DE can't be dead.
    Vorak is still posting. :D
     
  15. Jazintha Piper

    Jazintha Piper Member

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    :lol:

    I wonder what his status will be when he comes back...
     
  16. Yuki

    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't he around just a few weeks ago?
     
  17. TheDavisChanger

    TheDavisChanger Well-Known Member

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    All this talk of trees is probably only misdirection.

    I'd wager that DarkElf sneezed and got banned from The House.
     
  18. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Well since DE is an Admin I don't see him banning himself.
     
  19. magikot

    magikot Well-Known Member

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    I forgot about that little fact. Thanks for the reminder puppy.
     
  20. TheDavisChanger

    TheDavisChanger Well-Known Member

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    Surely you jest. As chastising and ban-happy as this community is, he'd probably ban himself compulsively, not realizing until after the fact that he was the vicitm of his own compulsion.
     
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