DANCE!

Whatever you say smarty pants, it still doesn't justify needless killing. Who really needs to eat rabbit? Who really needs venison? If we really needed deer meat, we'd farm them.

 

Well, wild meat has a musky flavor to it. You haven't tasted pig until you taste sweet & sour boar leg...aahhh *drools*

 

yeah, wild meat definitely tastes better. besides, there's something rather satisfying about slaughtering your supper... makes you feel like a man... or a woman with big balls, as the case may be...

 

Yes, but burning a den of rabbits alive? Oh yea, alot of satisfaction there. Blowing up a rabbit? You can't eat the thing, all you've done is kill something. Don't try and come across with this, "It tastes better and you get satisfaction." message when you aren't even eating the animals. If you just want to kill something shoot a stupid person, there are far more of them, and they do alot more damage than rabbits.

 

i'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt, Blink, and assume you didn't read the part where i said it was an accident, and we couldn't eat it cuz it exploded, and we were actually hunting deer... cuz otherwise you'd just be trying to prove your point by taking partial quotes from my posts... which only makes you look like an ignorant bastard.

 

Hahah! She got you good there Blinky!

 

Chaos, don't spam

MY friend beat a rabbit do daeth once. He glanced it behind a tree, snuck up on it and killed it with a stick.

 

Snobo has a point though. Or Chaos, which ever the name may be. Wolf, you told him not to spam, where as your post was spam. I don't really believe that he could kill a rabbit with a stick, because the damn things are very fast. Oh, and Blinky, my father did that to the rabbits because we have a very large garden, and the rabbits had eaten EVERYTHING. Our garden was robbed and raped by those furry little fuckers, so my dad got rid of them.

 

No one understands my jokes. I'm so very sad and lonely.

 

maybe you should join a support group. you know, Loser Teens Anonymous...

 

Who needs a support group when I have a knife and wrists?

 

That is actually pretty funny Wolf. Kudos.

Also, I don't give a fuck whether or not it tastes better, the fact is hunting animals these days is about as challenging as stepping on a cockroach - all you've got to do is catch up to the fucker, and it's dead¹. If there's no chance for the animal to kill you, then I'm not impressed. Like I said, go fight a lion, panther, tiger, whatever mano-a-mano with a knife and I'll be impressed.



¹On that note, I stomped the fuck out of a cockroach tonight. Used a ruler and a nice big rubber band to stop it moving around so much (and it took 12 direct hits of the rubber band from only a few centimetres away to accomplish that), then I pounded it 3 or 4 times with a shoe. I think half of it ended up stuck to the shoe, and the rest was smashed into about 3 identifiable piles. Most satisfying thing I did all day.

 

See? Someone has their priorities right! Damn cockroaches, their trying to touch me with their feelers. If I only had some Malaysian wasps...

 

I'd really rather you didn't though, that isn't a way to prove your manliness or whatever. Those poor kitties are almost extinct anyway, the last thing they need is some knife weilding maniac attacking them.

 

Snow has a point. Come to the north-west and go Cougar hunting. We've got too many. Speaking of cougars, one of the school around here has a mascot of the "cougar" you could go kill the kiddies from there, catching up to, and knifing those little fuckers would be one hell of an accomplishment.

 

I know. Hunt stupid people. Become "The Incredible Darwin Man" fixing the gene pool for the future of the speices.
And don't do it with a gun.
Kill them with a butter knife.
That's the manly way.

 

I never said it would prove your manliness or whatever. All I said was, if you want to hunt something, make it a challenge, and one that you have a good chance of losing.

 

And who said I have to be sporting? I hunt to eat the animals I kill because I enjoy their taste. I don't need your damn approval.

 

I agree to an extent, the extent that your shooting stuff for bragging rights. If you want to eat a deer fine, shoot one and eat it, but don't start hooting and hollering like you just bagged an elephant with a safety pin. Honestly, you can kill a deer with a gun that shoots a bullet at 700 m/s, I can kill one with a van going 55 mph and the horn blaring. Not a very elusive critter. If you ever miss the damn thing it's because the bullets going to fast and they can't jump in front of it. Get a bullhorn and start throwing rocks at them, it'll be a sure kill every damn time.

 

I don't kill them for bragging rights. Where can I find decent wild boar meat? *Hint* Look on the backs of little male boars. Now if they sold fresh boar meat in a meat market I would just go to the shooting range and not hunt but as things are...