Cubism.

I envy you Lord DE to be able to firstly knock her up on numerous occasions and live with her. Regardless to use her as a human shield, would prove inept for reasons such as smell, not being able to move her fat ass quick enough and he constantly bitching.

 

Blind servants?

 

.......????......

Fuckin' servants? *grimace*

I haven't had enough coffee yet.

 

What has happened DE? Once upon a time you would of torn the flesh off the thighs of your servants and stapled the flesh to their eyes if they wanted to be blindfolded while porking the fat chicks.

 

It's his turtle. Turtles control their owners' minds at times.

I know what you're going through, DE.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwQ4hDsP_jg

I insist, turtles are probably the most dangerous weapons on Earth.

 

Killer turtle^^

 

i'm gravedigging my own thread. so sue me.

 

Geez, rosie. Now I don't even want to think about having kids. Yours are terrific.

And Viktor seems to be asking for a beer.

 

It's better that they learn it young.

 

Hey, I got drunk my first (and only) time when I was about 2 years old, and I turned out fina, didn't I?


And he face, he just sits/lies there "Beeeeer".

 

In the aspect of actually knowing you: No.

 

He's more like permanently stoned.

 

His friend's named Getafix? Huh. Well I guess he was pretty well off for a Gaul.