Cubism.

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  1. rosenshyne

    rosenshyne New Member

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    We have produced a new cube-headed baby! Viktor Vaughn was born at 3:04 am September 30, after 6 hours of labor, without benefit of pain meds. That's right, I totally rock. Pictures will be posted when I'm not so fucking tired.
     
  2. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Congratulations!

    With any luck, your child will be the Harbinger of the Apocalypse!
     
  3. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Congratulations on bringing the world one step closer to the apocalypse. Now, just make sure this doesn't happen.
     
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    Congratulaions! Happy for you. This means that two of the four Apocalypse riders have been brought to the world, right?
    ;)
     
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    Congratulations, Rosenshyne and welcome to the world, Viktor.
     
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    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    Good lord... I just realised something when I read rroyo's post.

    The kids name is Viktor.
    That's a name wich I happens to share:p
     
  7. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Isn't Viktor commonly spelt Victor in the English-speaking world?

    I have a cousin who spells it Wiktor. Of course, "w" is pronounced "v" in Swedish.
     
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    rosenshyne New Member

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    We liked the k better.

    In other news, he doesn't realize that nighttime is for sleeping. So the pictures can wait.
     
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    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    You could just hit him with a baseball-bat. That'll make him sleep.
     
  10. Dark Elf

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    Where's your ingenuity? It would be much more sophisticated if Rosie injected chloroform into her mammary glands. No bruises, no visible trace of anything out of the ordinary, plus a kid that will sleep through most of the eighteen years Rosie's legally required to care for it.

    Might want to put the chloroform into food or something once he starts teething.
     
  11. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    The dose of chloroform required to make someone sleep is a bit close to the dose that will kill someone.
     
  12. rosenshyne

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    No need to break out the big guns. Nyquil works fine.
     
  13. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    ...So, let me get this straight...

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    I think I understand.
     
  14. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Yup, pretty much it.

    The anesthesic mammaries also have another useful function. It's the ultimate weapon against the homecoming jarhead who just won't take no for an answer. If you're into the right sort of things, he'll never make it past foreplay.
     
  15. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    That could be a problem. Most marines I know just go for it.
     
  16. rosenshyne

    rosenshyne New Member

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    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    I can actually see someone breaking nyquil capsules into a bottle and mixing it in with either breastmilk or formula.
     
  18. rosenshyne

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    Nyquil does come in liquid form, you know.


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  19. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Well, yeah...my first picture was of liquid nyquil. It's just not as entertaining to mix liquid nyquil as it is to break open the capsules and mix THOSE...
     
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    Whoah! Pictures! All pink and cutesie!

    I detect a noticeable lack of angular features on his cranium though.
     
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