Creation & Evolution Together: ytzk's challenge answered

Obviously, that's a lie.

 

Clearly, that's a load of ballsacks. Already got one wayne, don't need yours.

 

Well, needless to say, it seems that you've stumbled upon my circumvention of the 'liar' thing that we have going on, based on the central operator of a sentence, accidentally, there; but, nonetheless, that isn't going to stop me using it!

 

Hey, Wayne! Over here! Thy mother! I'm a genius! Look at me!

(Run for it, Gross!)

 

Just so that doesn't disappear...

 

Am I one of the three?

 

That would ruin the mystery ytzk. By the way you never told me where in Australia you were?

 

Sunshine Coast. The placid yin to the Gold Coast's raging yang.

 

A ha ha ha ha ha! Rage boner. I've had a bad day, had to squeeze a laugh out of something.
Discovered my mom has been making me feel guilty about who I am. I just thought that if she thought it was "stressful" to be around me, saying stuff like "I'd like to see your father put up with you," that I was supposed to feel bad about it. Turns out, I should like myself!

 

Pretty much summed up the Gold Coast perfectly. Going to be moving back to Canberra soon finally.

 

O cool. ANU has the last remaining sanskrit program in the country. For some reason, most universities seem to think it's useless.

I'm going walkabout soon. I may stop by Canberra too.

 

wayne-scales, I christen thee the appellation of a bulbous protrusion whose purpose is to grasped and turned in order to work the hidden mechanism that unlatches the catch so that a large rectangular obstruction can be rotated along an axis that corresponds to the side of the rectangular obstruction directly opposite of the bulbous protrusion along the axis that is parallel to the ground so that one may pass through the portal that the placement of rectangular impediment had impeded the motion through which of the one who turns and pulls on the bulbous protrusion for the purpose of entering or leaving via the portal that was blocked by the rectangular obstruction that required the turning of the bulbous protrusion in order to work the hidden mechanism that unlatches the catch that prevented the rotation of the rectangular obstruction along the axis opposite the bulbous protrusion.

Simple descriptions obscure the complexity of reality (not the complexity of the writer). Moreover, complex descriptions obscure the simplicity of reality.

 

He's a door knob?

 

Aaaah, I was hoping that wayne would say I made no sense and I would have to tell him!!! (jk)

Yes.

 

A very erudite door knob who can use a computer? A robot programmed to annoy the living daylights out of honest hardworking (c)hristians? Or just a normal human being? Will the mystery of wayne-scales ever be solved? Find out next time on Terra-Arcanum!

 

He certainly has a tendency to act like a bulbous protrusion at times.

 

The day I genuinely need something explained to me by someone of your obvious intellectual incapabilities is the day I slit my throat.

 

Xyle, your "complex description" of a "simple situation" was one giant run-on sentence.

 

Xyle, wayne, keep pretending to be intelligent and having intelligent conversations and you will both be attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis.

 

Screwed, I'm guessing.