Cracked.com, saving my brain one article at a time.

There are also some people who believe that through meditation, you can recollect vague details of past lives you may have had.

DElf: I think you may be mistaken. Hindus believe in Heaven and Hell. In fact, Wikipedia has some pretty graphic details about it. After you serve your time, you go back to the real world again, though (granted, you can perceive being in there for trillions of years). If you're good enough, you go to both Heaven AND Hell in alternation, but still come back. You just can't win.

Also, I know MREs! I think part of me died when my girlfriend told me that she actually enjoyed eating the baked cherry of death. They make great frisbees, though. Just don't let them hit you in the mouth!

 

Would that be something like Baked rats?

Yes, I heard something about that. There were some cases that people knew their way in some country where they had never been. I never had such Déjà vu‘s, so I don't know anything about my past lives. Perhaps I will reincarnate in the US or in Japan.

 

I can't for the life of me remember what the T in T-Rations stood for, but I do remember that the only things that came out of those drab olive green tins were a sponge like substance that was supposed to be eggs with chunks of unknown meat.

 

Hmm. Almost sounds like the old C-Rats.
Which, btw, the ham and eggs were my favorite.

 

We ought to have one person from each country mail Fish a porno mag, if he gets deployed again (you are back from deployment, aren't you?). He'd have himself an international-grade collection, and a lot of buddies. :lol:

 

My time in the service is done. I've been out for almost 8 months now. But you could still send me the magazines.

 

And that's where I come in.