Confessions

But what about the lace?

 

You forgot delicious.

 

If that was cooked? Maybe. However, sucking gooey, uncooked bacon off the breasts of a woman does not appeal to me. That just looks... awkward. That's legitimately awkward. I bet her husband/boyfriend is fat.

 

I... just... ig. That's going to give her pimples in really uncomfortable places. *gags*

Lace... meh... Lace I could take or leave. I do have an undeniable soft spot for little bows and embroidered flowers, though...

 

Lace is itchy.

 

Lace is for show. If you're wearing something lacy, you don't plan on wearing it for long.

 

I won't lie, if your girl is an absolute minx in the bed, and her bras all feature the cutesy designs, it's surprisingly hot.

 

Back to the topic:

Back when I was young I used to live in New Jersey, but my mom moved me to California. My first day in the golden state was pretty good; I even got invited to a beach party that day. During this gathering I met a cute blonde girl and decided to make my move. Things were going good until her ex-boyfriend came around. It turns out he knew karate and he kicked my ass. Later on and also after several more beatings I was lucky enough to be taught martial arts by the maintenance man of the apartments we lived in. So I challenged the bully to a tournament and won. After that I never let anyone keep me down.

Not really a confession, but a short chapter of my life I wanted to share.

 

Mmmm....Sounds a bit like The Karate Kid.

 

I would never lie on a internet forum full of anonymous people that I have never met in real life. Especially if that forum was dedicated to a really classic steampunk adventure game.

 

Sorry, I know that you spoke the truth. I meant it is just cool that you came up for yourself like the Karate Kid* and win the tournament and beat your bully.

* It is a compliment.

 

Also the maintenence guy beat the bully and his gang in a karate battle and it turns out he was in the army during WWII.

 

..and now he can put a really mean shine on a car.

 

I love Karate Kid. One time, I went to halloween as a shower, but told everyone I was a panda.

 

Unless that's a weird Ranma reference, you've just managed to make me stare at the screen going 'WTF?' in utter confusion. Congratulations, sir. Now give me my brain cells back.

 

First Season: Bwahahahahahahahaha! :rofl:
Second Season: Hee hee.
Third Season: Heh.
Everything Afterwards: Meh.

 

The manga was hysterical.

 

My cock gets really hard when I read this thread.
You guys sorta turn me on, you guys give me them icky-sticky sweaty hands, the sort of hands you'd want between yer legs, massaging your scrotum and kneading your balls.
That's the kind of emotions I go through when I read this thread.
I just thought I'd share that.
Thank you for reading.