Come out, Come out, whereever you Jar

My clerk informs me that the Orgasmatron was a device used by the capitlaist pig woody allen in his movie sleeper. As for my titillating machineâ„¢ it is closer to clock work orange than barbarella

 

Don't blame Rosenshyne.

She'll just plead insanity.

 

This thread has taken a turn for the worse. ThreeDogs, do what you are going to do, but please don't make it public. The discussion it generates is just plain annoying.

 

It looks like we need some clean-up. I leave for a week and everthing goes to shit.

Etalis, you are hereby declared an Enemy of the State. If you show your face here again you will be flamed to death.

Gamenut, you have no official position in this government so you have two options. Shut-up or report to the fields.

Qilikatal, if there is any torturing going on in this country it will be doled out by ME. If you persist down this line you will be the first to taste my wrath.

 

Actually, according to a list I think Darkunderlord made, I am your assistant. If I am not, I will apply for the positition.

 

you can't apply for that position, it already belongs to me. as per DU's list, i am the Minister of Ministering to Ministers, an Intern, and the Loyal Assistant to the Minister of Security. also, unofficially i am a Miscellaneous Minionâ„¢. however, you may apply to be my assistant i promise the application process has the lowest average bribe rate of any position, however, it is open to everyone except Quethim, who's only opportunity for advancement is to be stuffed and mounted on my wall. thank you. 3

 

Lowest average bribe rate? Care to give a figure of how low? It'd be nice to be officially within the organization, instead of just...doing whatever it was I mentioned I'd do, in a different thread...

 

You can apply to get a post in my department. I have many hypnosis programs that needs completions. Vlad i em only going to implant a chip like the one in shout park. It gives a small shock to anyone doing something not approved by jarionor.
Eks:
Me: okay kid try saying something bad abut jarinor.
Kid: jarinor is asbzbzbzbzzzzzzz arrghh
Me: do you want to enter jarinors army when you grow upp?
He: Nobzzbzbzzbzz
I will give a small remote to all the department leaders.