Come out, Come out, whereever you Jar

No! We don't need drugs, boy! We have moral superiority on our side!

 

Okay. How about to the "crack" troops. They need to have high morale. Jarinor, can I be the leader of the school riots?

1. I am a student.
2. I am in the 7th grade.
3. I am very good at inciting roits.

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: gamenut on 2002-03-19 19:17 ]</font>

 

after writing this:

I'm sorry, gamenut, no positions are available for you at this time. Let me introduce you to my good friend, Vlad, the Minister for Security...

Kozmo_Naut you can be the Minister for Space, provided you can drink, and also drink while effectively spending a whole lot of money on nothing¹.

Milo is now officially the Minister of Agriculture. Why I didn't think of this before is beyond me. I fully endorse the International In'n'Out House of Anti-American Nugits with Chezeâ„¢ program. Diet McBeeyahâ„¢ will be made available to everyone free of charge.

Qilkatal, I have forgotten which position you applied for.

The official 'Big Five' Ministers (every government needs them) cover the most important areas - Agriculture, Information, Foreign Affairs, Security and Space. No one is guaranteed their position except me :grin:.

¹Black Ops space projects.

 

can i just be a miscellaneous minion? that can even be my title, i don't mind... i will scurry and bow like no one in the history of the world!!!!
please please please please please please please please please please please please

 

The Minister of KowTowing? Of KowTowery?

On the weekends, I can double as the Minister of Hobo Dodging.

 

and that's what? our national sport?

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: rosenshyne on 2002-03-19 21:46 ]</font>

 

I'm not sure what it is. I just know that I'm good at it. I'm damn good. Some say I coulda been the best...

 

yeah, but how do you know i'm not corrupt... i could steal all the money... besides, i think i would make an excellent sycophant... you should see me bend over...

 

Well, if you're good looking enough, and willing, I'm sure some kind of position can be found for you Rosenshyne...How long does it take you to suck a lollipop from start to finish?

DU, yes, there are a lot of positions. I rely on my trustworthy minions to think of them, and then I fill them.

 

Not a problem, my Glorious Leader!

You will be pleased to know that I have just aquired The Cymbal Devil Kosmonaut Monkey.

Pictures here and here.

 

I have also aquired a genuine Ram's Head Snuff Mull On Wheels!

Pictures here and here!


And a packet of Genuine Ghost Poop!

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kozmo_Naut on 2002-03-20 03:51 ]</font>

 

I was applying for miinister for brainwa,,,, Education. So people and children realise what a wonderfull world they live inn.

 

Yeah , Marx lives again ! (thats nice)

Jar , can i apply for the position of Head Of Secret Service :smoke: ?

Secret Police is only for rounding up thugs unk: on the street and distributing Marijuana to the young kids at kindergarten .

My job shall be to lead the kidnappings in Foreign Counties for Milo's Farms , and also random kidnappings to stir up a little bit o' trouble when we have the time . Also , i will have to engage spies to plant bugs everywhere , including the authorized use of hidden cameras in female toilets ( we have to do it for safety !)

Down with the Capitalist Burgeosie !

 

Sounds like Rosie is gonna end up as Minister for Minstering to Ministers.

I second Qilikatal as Minsiter for brainwa- ... education. Disemmination of correct information to the young and impressi- ... untainted is of paramount importance.

 

I must agree that drug use by the proletariat is forbidden. The only use for drugs is for the capitalist pigs to keep the workers in a constant state of confusion thus delaying the inevitable revolution. Since we have already had the revolution drugs are not needed or wanted by the people. Unless they are going to prove the superiority of the communist system against the capitalist pigs in the Olympics.

 

i would like to be "Minister for Citizenship and Multicultural Affairs".
i started out working in pubs as a bouncer so i'm quite used/look forward to either keeping people out or kicking them out because "they seemed funny".

 

I hate bouncers, you bastard! If I ever meet you in real life I'll ... I'll ... I'll quietly walk up to you, trying to avoid eye contact and raise my arms to make it easier for you to frisk me. When you contemptuously wave me past, I'll smile gratefully, like you've done me some kind of favour.

Since the topic of drug use has been raised, I would like to take this opportunity to state once and for all that small doses of bromide are not being introduced into the water system of our fair state to lower the randiness of our male population.

That was a viscious lie circulated by the capitalist pigs, who have all - by the way - been proven to be heinous sexual deviants, who regularly sleep with old people and use Vic's vapour rub as a lubricant.