Come out, Come out, whereever you Jar

Can I be the Minister Of Space Exploration And Warfare?

1. Look at my nick.
2. Look at my sig.
3. I am very well aware of how the vacuum of space affects prisoners... (*SPLAT*)
4. I have a fairly good understanding of how the lasers in "Moonraker" work.
5. You need somewhere safe to hide all your political prisoners...

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kozmo_Naut on 2002-03-19 02:00 ]</font>

 

Hey jar what about me do i get the job?

 

I am currently drawing up charges against Gamenut for Illegal drug use and perjury. Rosenshyne is under investigation for sophistry and attempt to induce drug use in a minor.

 

uh-oh... what do i have to do to clear my good name? *wink wink* *nudge nudge* *say no more*


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl:

 

I do not take drugs.

 

rosenshyne reveal your source of steroid laced milk and we can talk plea bargan :wink:

 

Then she could be arrested for distrubuting drugs too. I am saying," I did not take an illegal substance. Would you like some of this suspicious white powder?"

 

I'd like to apply for the Minister of Agriculture position. Kayuga will head the Black Ops subdivision of the Agricultural department.

I intend to use my position as Minister of Agriculture to set up a farm system to provide food for the proletariat. I will distribute this food through "The People's In'N'Out House of Anti-American Nugits & Cheze".

Kayuga (as head of Agricultural Black Ops) will lead covert missions to capitalist countries where he and his elite forces will kidnap the fat rich people. They will then be interned in our "agricultural camps" where they will be fed into the Nugitizerâ„¢. The working man shall grow strong on the cellulite ridden bodies of the capatilist pigs!

 

if i tell you my source, 3dogs, do you promise not to feed me to milo's machine?

 

you don't sound like you are rich and fat. so yeah no soilent green for you.

 

Naw, this is the Black Ops subdivision of the Agricultural Department. It's funded with "government waste" and doesn't appear on any of the books. As Foreign Minister, you'll be dealing with me, the Minister of Agriculture, on things like importing and exporting of certain food products like "long pig" and "eXtreme SPAM XPâ„¢"

As far as you are concerned, this "Kayuga" doesn't exist. "Soylent Nugits" are just propoganda that the capitalists use to frighten their children and prejudice them against socialism.

 

As Minister of Information, I can tell you with absolute certainty, that the farms to which Comrade Milo refers, do not exist

The fat tourists, who have allegedly gone missing in our territory, were never here, got lost in the woods on camping trips in our beautiful forests or were the unfortunate victims of freak internal bleeding from hamster bites, brought about by their own deviant sexual practices.

Please direct any further questions, threats or posturing at our Foreign Minister.

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<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Sheriff Fatman on 2002-03-19 18:18 ]</font>

 

I have a request for Milo. Will you grow marijuana and try to make drugs legal?

 

that is up to our supreme lord and leader... ask him...

 

Okay then, Jarinor can you make drugs legal, and make Milo grow marijuana to distrubute for a small fee.

 

Yes. Yes we will grow marijuana. But we will not use this marijuana. We will sell it to the fat capatilists for obscene amounts of money (which we will, of course, distribute equally amongst ourselves).

It's all a part of the fattening process. Once they are of suitable size, their nipples can be suctioned for their steroid laden milk and processed into Chezeâ„¢, for use in dipping. These steroids, along with the inherent nutritiosness of Soylent Anti-American Nugitsâ„¢ will increase the productivity of the working man exponentially.

 

Can't you sell just a little to the people?

 

see 3dogs? it was steroids for the common good of the regime... i'm a Teamplayer!