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Thank you for screwing up my test for gamenut, DU.

 

Well I would apply for the position of Chief and only Justice of the High Revolutionary Court where enemies of the State are tried and executed not necessarily in that order.
1. I like hanging people
2. Always had problems with the 8th amendment
3. Will sentence defendants in absentia
4. 100% conviction rate

 

I have an idea. I can keep roll to make sure every soldier is there. I can also train the soldiers to fight.
1. I like bossing people around.
2. I have a very good memory.
3. It would be fun to make fun of the soldiers.
4. I am very good at telling people what to do.

 

1. You are younger than them. They would kick your ass and roast your innards for your breakfast and watch as they tried to 'process' themselves (your innards that is).

2. Maniac, I said legally drink, not do. A 5 year old can drink if his parents give him alcohol.

3. DarkUnderlord has hereby been accepted into the position he nominated himself for.

4. ThreeDogs is in as well, on the proviso that he is not the only judge. Also, he can't hang everyone - I need workers dammit!

5. Keep sending in serious applications. If it ain't serious, I'm ignoring it.

 

:smile: Hey I can do gulags

 

I have you know that a 200 pound giant couldn't beat me up. I may be 12 years old, but I am nearly 5'11 and 196 pounds, and I'm nearly 13.

 

and that, children, is why you shouldn't give steroids to expectant mothers...

 

Neither my mother nor I am on steroids.

 

that's what they all say... actually, amercian milk has steroids in it, from all the crap we feed our farm animals... so yes, gamenut, there are steroids in you...

 

I can't tell you the last time I drunk milk.

 

loss of memory is a nasty side-effect... i wouldn't worry...

 

I'm serious. The last time I drank milk was in my cereal that I had over two months ago. That is if I remember correctly.

 

but see, you lied... you can tell me the last time you drank milk... *giggle*

 

yes, but not american cows... so you're probably safe from contamination...

 

It has nothing to do with can I tell you. I am just guessing the last time I think I drunk milk is about two months ago, and American cows don't induce contamination. I haven't been to the doctor in about 5 years.

 

hey, puberty boy, i'm ribbing you... don't go all defensive on me...

 

O.K. I'll shut up. You are just being mean because you like picking on poor defenseless children.

 

well, duh.