Come out, Come out, whereever you Jar

Jar nobody actually reads Das Kapital. The damn thing is three big volumes. Read the Philosophcal manuscripts of 1848. Oh and you will still be purged :rifle: :smoke:

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I prefer the term, Minister of Information. We wouldn't want to think the stuff I'm feeding them is not the complete truth, would we?

Jar, should know - he was there.

 

Positions still available: Head of Police, Head of Secret Police, Head of Industry, Head of Agriculture...basically, everything is open. Just think of the position and apply. Otherwise you'll become a house builder in Africa.

 

ooh, ooh, can i be the High Priestess? or, no, wait, communism... hmmm... ummm... do girls even have a place in your regime?

 

Could i be minister of nuclear bombs and missiles?

 

I'm sure something can be found...except that High Priestess isn't available...

No. The position is unavailable. You may apply for a position in the army though, in which case you would have limited access to nuclear weapons...of course, if someone else applies, then they may very well get the control instead of you.

 

DU, you could be Minister of Foriegn Affairs.

You know, sleep with the wives of other foriegn ministers.

 

i hearby apply for the office "Minister of Wenching"
btw rosenshyne i have a "position" for you in my directorate :hump:

 

Maybe I could be the Minister of Population Increasment :roll: Feldon could be my assistant in sheep population increasment. And I'd also need an assistant for the 'ugly affairs'.

 

Is the post as funny affairs minnister taken?
Hmmm i think i can guess what job milo is going to get.

 

Could I be something?

 

Can I be the Minister Of Murderous Behaviour?

Or perhaps the Minister Of Wicked Martial Arts?

 

I would love to be the Minister Of Overly Elaborate Plots To Rule The World.

1. I am old enough to drink alcoholic beverages.
2. I have watched all of the James Bond Movies.
3. I like cats. (You can't be evil without a cat. Blofeld anyone?)

 

I woudl like to be minister of education:
reasons why:
1:my dad is a teacher
2:I em a student
3:I have read The Lord Of The Rings 17 times.
4:I know that 1+1=2
5:I can count to well.....10000000000000000 at least i think so.

 

Thank you for screwing up my test for gamenut, DU.

Yes, but even you, my esteemed colleague, have better than a seventh grade education.

 

*quote* maybe i'll be an intern... *quote*

an intern?, rosenshyne, i didn't realise that you were "chubby", like all good intern's should be. (it gives you something to hang on to/slap while you're riding them like a wild pony)

 

I'd like to be the General of the Red Army.
1. I am not of legal age to drink intoxicating beverage but I still drink it.
2. I'd like to conquer the world.
3. I like red colour. Especially blood red muahahahaha!!!

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hey! i'm not chubby! i'm perfect shaped! take it back!

 

If you are going to be the leader for the red army Maniac i recomend that you know how to drink a lot af vodka without noticing it.

I think that it is a way of management in the russian army, everyone both soldier and officers drink alot even when they are on duty. Some way of Human relations tactic. Hmm would be something to try in a big company.