College Advice

I'd rather clean or serve or something.

I'm good at cleaning. And serving. :lol:

 

Now I know, because I shall take the Second Spear Barrier

 

Arthgon: You know how when you play Dungeons and Dragons and it's really fun and everyone is having a good time drinking soda, playing a fantasy game, and laughing. Well sometimes one person gets waaaay too serious about the game and drains all the fun out of it like a fun sucking vampire.

That's you right now. Also too many list get annoying.

 

That's a lot of jobs. Before you chime in, yes, I'm slightly interested, but mainly because I haven't been here to post in a few weeks or months. One of the two...you know how it gets when you go without the old net for a while.

 

I've decided on Fish's title. He is Magistrate of the Pr0n, in charge of collection, cultivation, and preservation.

 

This. Seriously dude, quite while you're behind.

 

I wonder how many gb's worth of porn this forum possesses. I think I may actually take the cake for largest collection, though I need to recount, and see what the number is up to. As of my last count, I was at ~40 gb worth of pics/vids.

Now we need someone to build the contraption to power the one, pron-loaded computer we'll possess, and someone to do the pedalling, or whatever is required, to keep it running.

Yuki: you can serve me anytime.

 

And with that, I'm off to go and shower in Brahmin blood, roll in radioactive mud, wear a disemboweled mattress and join a raiders' book club. Open a bottle of Roentgen Rum if you need to draw me back.

 

*Opens a bottle of Roentgen Rum*

 

I nominate myself as resident Bard and Storyteller. Also, I nominate the boyfriend as resident mechanic. He'd probably be able to fix you some sweet rides out of two sticks and a rock if you ask him nicely.

 

Yeah, but then we need to use our feet for the gas and break. And our cars tip over at the drive thru.

 

Dammit Arthgon, stop giving me new titles! I'm the apprentice Shaman and maybe an alchemist if you people find me a lab, but THAT'S ALL. Now shush.

 

Nice reference, Magicarp. Made me chuckle.

So, now we've built our tribe... now we just need to find a decent place for us to start over, then go about bringing apocalypse.

 

Sorry, it shall not happen again.

The best place to have the tribe is near water, fruitful land, forests, and iron, steel, gold, and silver mines.

 

Hello. You failed to include me in your cozy little tribe, but don't worry; I've figured it out on my own. I'll be either the two headed golden calf that you're all worshiping, or I'll be the dude attending to the Brahmin herd.

 

Oops...I knew I was forgetten someone...sorry.

The dude who will attend the Brahmin herd: Wolfbane
Resident Bard and Storyteller: Jazintha Piper
Drinking all the Tribe's Roentgen Rum: Minuos
Resident Mechanic: Jazintha's boyfirend
Pedalling the great machine:
Magistrate of the Pr0n: Fish

 

Thank you for being one of the most amazing trolls I've ever encountered.

 

Alright, I am sorry about those lists and all the things in here, can someone delete these posts?

 

No, please don't!

I've even thought of a new tribe title for you - Arthgon, tribe bridge troll

Nice, yeah?