Cloud 9

Did you hear of that women who had to go to hospital because she had stuck a mobile phone in her pussy.
Wonder what that does to evolution.

 

That phone probably had a function------VIBRATION.

 

I hear that pussy is acidic so maybe the mobile phone probably shocked her. That's nasty.

 

It varies. During their receptive period (heat) the mucus becomes neutral so as to become more hospitable.

 

Heh, a friend of mine had a mobile phone that could take anything. He could throw it into a wall as hard as he could or hit it into the edge of a table several times, and it was allways okay. BUT when he decided to mix his karsk with it, it started smoking and making weird sounds. It also did not work.

 

ummmm... Qili? what's with the "steaming genitalia" line in your sig?

 

Rosie wrote:

I thought you said you never use capitals? :wink:

 

only on other people's nicks, never on mine, on during rpg threads. don't nitpick!!!

 

A line from the comic transmetropolitan where spider explains why we should torture politicians.
"I want to see humans talking about human life personally. I want to see people who give a shit about the world. I want,,,,,,,,, I want to see posessed journalists! YES! I want to see people like me rising upp with hate, laying about them with fiery eyes and steaming genetalia--possessed by ancient volcano gods from the polynesian islands, waving wast breasts and improbable penises at the secret chiefs of the world--naked glowing god-journalists browntrousering the naughty twenty-four hours a day, a new planet earth"