Clever gift ideas...

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  1. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    This just in:

    There is no tactful way to tell a girl to be careful with her teeth.
     
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    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Indeed. But, now I have this strange image in my head of a snaggle-toothed Heidi Klum offering fellatio.
     
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    Mmmm snaggle, that one's a personal favorite of mine.
     
  5. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    I believe the term is the "Rake Effect." She has very nice teeth, but even nice teeth don't feel very nice in certain areas of the male anatomy.
     
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    wobbler Well-Known Member

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    I totally know what you are talking about...
    And there is noway to say it to someone that prizes herself to have som skill in the area.
     
  7. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    I thought of a way to drop it into a conversation, but it would only work if she knew she was dragging her teeth on your piece. It was something like saying how you hate the scraping feeling of rough denim on your cock (or the odd chance of your wang scraping against your fly), so you hardly ever go commando.
    Or you could make her watch This.
     
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    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    As long as she understands it is not for her to get actual tips.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I'm going to give my girlfriend one of those for Christmas, along with either some nice looking ($20-40 range) earring that she won't worry about losing... or else an Opus book (She loves Opus). Oh, and I flat-out told her to be more careful whilst she was proving fellatio. She listened, and didn't bite!!! :D
     
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