Clever gift ideas...

Or you can buy her "Brokeback mountain".

 

Emphasized.

 

Okay, well I guess it's time to go shopping. Thanks for the ideas, I think I have some idea what to get her...

...a dildo.

 

I guess it is serious then.

 

Well...if that's what it comes down to, make sure the dildo is worse at pillow talk than you are.

 

No, I got her something that has sentimental value and is not a dildo. It's pretty sappy.

 

What is it?
You can't just ask us for ideas and then not tell us what it is! cmon, tell us

 

It's a wooden candle holder, with *seaturtles carved on it, which I'm going to fill with *Hershey's Kisses. Under the kisses, there will be a small box containing a necklace. Like I said, sappy. Almost nauseatingly sappy.

* indicates items with senimental story behind them that I don't care to write down.

 

I suppose after giving her that gift the dildo will be pointless, unless she's into toys with her nookie.

 

I'm just afraid that I'll be so disgusted with myself that I won't be in the mood...

...oh wait, that's not possible.

 

Sounds great man

 

Sex is like jell-o, there's always room for more.

 

Still, the day that dildos learn pillow talk is the day men lose their jobs.

 

Well, till that day comes, I guess this will have to suffice.

 

I'd give one to a girl, but I'd load it with Slayer.

 

Nothing says 'I love you' to her like hearing your song from the inside out.

 

Exactly. Having some sort of fantasy playing, like a gruff sailor desperately trying to bed you, only from the inside, might be a little more creepy.

 

Nine Inch Nails would lead to some ridiculously ironic lyrics.