Clan [GOAT]

indeed, oh well never really noticed your posts before mortimer, my wrong i guess *g*

*monkey is going to try to be less grumpy in the future sigh*
_________________
...from bleeding hands.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: monkeypunch on 2001-12-11 23:13 ]</font>

 

Oh jolly!

Do I see what I think I do?!?

Are the infailable, deadly accurate, wiser and prettier than any known species of either reptilian or mammal origin throughout the history of mankind, Monkeypunch admitting to his imbarassing mistake?!?!

I knew your little grey ones had emigrated years ago!

But hey, like you said yourself: There couldn`t be any reason at all for you to need my help 'coz you are sooo damn perfect and you never make mistakes, do you!?!

Heheheheeeeee....


- Zen

 

Wow, thanks for the love, you cold have a least lied or were you just too stoned when you read my posts at the inn for the last 9 and a half months.

And Zen he did say he was wrong I will back you up anytime he denies it in the future. :grin:

 

perhaps zen, but what you see is not allways true

i wouldn't call it embarassing to ignore someone, or to miss and never notice their existance *g* and no one is perfect, if they were, they wouldn't be perfect, weird aint it.

no, not really, i just said that i didn't need your help, now you and others are not the same thing dear zen *s*

well i did lie, i said that it was a misstake, didn't i? that should be enough compassion for one night, but don't fear, i've read your name once in awhile at the top of some thread. but i'm selective when i read, simply put.

the folly of human kind, you two fits so well.

_________________
...from bleeding hands.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: monkeypunch on 2001-12-12 01:50 ]</font>

 

Nahnahnahnanah!

Oh look! An old fart panically trying to paddle upstream the river of Sarcasm with broken oares of desperation in a leaking cano of quotes!



- Zen

 

very, aint life fun?

 

Jupp...

It`s gettin' funnier as we go IMO!

Hit me! Do it! I dare you!

- Zen

 

Fear me, for I am a member of the almighty clan [GOAT]! :smile:

 

Friggin' ho!

So am I! I`m a [GOAT] too! Weehee!

*Slaps Koz on the ass with a green flyswatter*

Giddy-up!

- Zen

 

Fight Game!

Isn`t there anyone on this board who thinks it needs a good "fight" thread?

If there is why has this wonderful thread of verbal abuse fallen all the way down to the bottom of the page?

- Zen

 

Not really, it just gets out of hand and ridiculous eventually...

*Person A grabs Person B's head and smashes it into his knee, before throwing him out of the 500 storey building that they are in...*

That's an example...it would just get ridiculous...

 

You want war, you got war.

I hath vowed to wage war with the inbred infidels of thy unholy clan. May thee die a thousand deaths and hath thy children be slaughtered like the swine they are. May all [GOATS] return to the depths of hell from wince they came.

 

Ta-Da!

See Jarinor; it`s possible to do this in a intelligent, humoristic, sarcastic and ironic way and still keep it totally meaningless!

Every congregation of fools, nerds, jerks and assholes( such as this board :wink: ) needs some form of outlet you know, and then it`s ok to keep it contained in one thread...like this!

Watch and absorb the knowledge of utter futile use of letters:

BRING IT ON EL COLON!

:grin:

- Zen

 

[random comment]Hehe, I just read Jarinor’s post. It was late and I saw zen’s post and had to reply how odd that I chose such wording. [/random comment]

Meaningless! Dist thou imply that this war was meaningless? EL COLON! *slaps zen across his face* Thy lack of respect is daunting! Thou will soon realize the error of thy ways. Thee thinks thou art correct, yet all hath seen the faults and turmoil of thee and thy worthless clan. Ye shall soon realize the error of thy ways and shall soon suffer the fate of thy destiny.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: colonel_mortimer on 2001-12-18 13:39 ]</font>

 

Tada!

Bahah!

Bahah! I say! Thy brittle words which you so carelessly fling, have now been flung a time one to many, and thus dissolved into vokabulary dust which evaporated in the air. Now grab thy sword as a real man and stop this pointless ego-embarrassing whining! Are thee ready to display some physical force to back up thy meaningless squabble, you lowly village idiot?

With an effortless crack of my thounge I shall demolish you EL COLON; my, for the moment, mortal enemy and, also for the moment, Nemensis!

En garde!

- Zen

_________________
Sage words are hard to come by, and even harder to recognize..

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Zen on 2001-12-19 00:55 ]</font>

 

How pathetic can you get, not only with your mockery, but now bringing a sword into our battle. You might as well use that sword in modern warfare as to bring it here to a battle of wits. Also, I must inquire, what are these words about: "Thy brittle words which you so carelessly fling, have now been flung a time one to many?" *again slaps zen across his face* You infidel! Are you sure it was the words that angered you so or was it the cause of that red handprint that angered you so?

And how am I the village idiot? You do not see me reaching for a sword to end our little debacle; no I am only armed with the power of my mind. Do you feel you are on the losing end? What, so soon?

_________________
Look what I found, the box that should have been :sad:

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: colonel_mortimer on 2001-12-19 01:41 ]</font>

 

Aha!

You answered thy question yourself my inbred friend: Why do you call me the village idiot?

Well as you said yourself:"I am only armed with the power of my mind." And that, in your case anyway, qualifies to the honorary title of village idiot!

Attempting to slay a dragon with a toothpic are you Colon?

And the words you seem not to understand are only a visualisation of how your words cannot even reach me! And that`s when I tell you, in a state of embarrassed compassion over your obvious feeble attempts to conduct a demeaning conversation, to rather pick up your sword than to keep up with your flimsy whining..

- Zen

 

Wow, I am glad I have greatly improved your "vokabulary" during this quarrel. You do realize all you have done is say, “no I’m not, you are� to any response you were given, how unoriginal can you be. As for my words not reaching you, it is not my fault you cannot read well enough, don’t have the Vocabulary nor the required intelligence to understand such advanced levels of the English language. So as you were saying I am an idiot because I lack the ability to communicate using simple three or four letter words to enable you to grasp the concept of what is said. It is hard to insult someone who is too stupid to know they are insulted. If you took the time to read my posts and got someone to tell you what they mean you would see just how true they are and how little of a person you must be.

 

end

By using such a lowly mockery as to make fun of my misspelled "vokabulary", and at the same time trip over your own pompous ego by attempting to bold your correct spelling of "vocabulary", you have depraved yourself of all credibility and me my need to drag you further down..


- Zen

Besides: this is getting a bit too unfriendly!

 

I did that bolding mistake on purpose I figured you needed an easy weapon.

And what do you mean unfriendly? What the bloody hell is wrong with you man. There was no offence taken on this end and nothing less than a whole lot of respect gained. Yet now are giving up, thus making me the sad victor. Maybe we shall meet once again in battle my friend. Well, until next time.