Clan [GOAT]

Monkeypunch and I have decided to start a clan for the sole purpose of whining about the old days and saying arrogant crap. If you think you qualify for joining, go here:

http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?topic=20246467

 

I don't know why I never joined the VNBoards...

I mean, I wanted and waited for Arcanum at least 2 years, watching the release dates constantly get pushed back (anyone else remember the September 1999 release date? Or was it 2000? I can't remember anymore...), but for some reason I never got into the community. Perhaps that's because I was at boarding school at the time, and I never saw the point of forums. Now I'm sad :sad:...

Clan[GOAT] sounds pretty cool though. Nice idea Calis :smile:.

 

Damn you ungrateful ingrate Calis!!

'Ere we pleed for acceptance into your elitist grumpy-qlicue, well maybe not 'ere but over at the Inn anyway, and where are the "hearty handshakes" or the [GOAT] equivalent?

I demand some verbal abuse 'ere you scrawny little senile fart! *chough*

I know I make your silly "joined-date" requirement, but it`s just too bad I ain`t grumpy or hostile...You know: Back in the days we had a little respect for our fellow posters! Bah!

*chough-chough*

- Zen

 

Zen,

I've been really really busy, I'll post a reply to the Inn thread this weekend, ok?

 

you better pay some respect for your elders kid... *s* the newbies nowdays...

* monkey looks with disgust in Zen's general direction*

_________________
...from bleeding hands.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: monkeypunch on 2001-12-08 21:28 ]</font>

 

Ouch! I`m being GRUMPY!!

Shut it!

*Punches Monkeypunch in the monkey!*

Scram! Lest I beat you with my cane!!

- Zen

 

*s* the kids today...

 

Bah!

...needs a good whackin'!

*Whacks Monkeypunch with my cane*

Arhh! I`ll level you out you ol' fruitcake!

- Zen

 

don't forget your place zen

you were not around back in the day, when i first was around *s* don't try to fool people looking old, when some people still remembers, and uses real canes. *s*

*monkey takes an other doze of "the-doctor's-super-cure" pills, and walks the mile back to bed*

 

Cocca Volante!

Well, well, well!

Look who finally awoke and got around to pump some sarcasm and grumpyness into a reply...

To respond:

I`m not trying to fool anyone(though that shouldn`t be to hard around 'ere! :wink: )!

If you pull out your "real cane" I`ll rip it off and slap you silly with it!

Now bugger off and annoy someone else you ol' prune!

:grin:

- Zen

 

you wish.

i'd cap your ass before you would get out of that diaper *g*

_________________
...from bleeding hands.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: monkeypunch on 2001-12-11 05:26 ]</font>

 

Point..

Oh you got me! Unlike you I`m not yet so old that I have to wear diapers....(a lesson in reversed-sarcasm)

:grin:

- Zen

 

*monkey starts to say something, and then looks up at the posts in this thread...*

shall we call it quits zen? this is getting us nowhere, we all know you are the n00bie anyway. *g*

_________________
...from bleeding hands.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: monkeypunch on 2001-12-11 05:30 ]</font>

 

NEVER...

Of course we can quit if that`s what you want...sissy boy!

Personally I`m havin' a blast, but hey: If it`s gettin' to hot, then step out of the kitchen...Prunefaced osteoporosis victim!

:grin:

- Zen

 

*monkey tries to stop, wants to stop...ARR!*

Zen don't have to say anything. you offend me just by being in the area *s* now go play with the other kids.

*monkey looks on, but can't control his old wised-up fingers who can't lay down a flame*

 

I sense dissention in the ranks of the unholy clan, but I am a newbie, missing the February 28th cutoff by a whole four days, what do I know. You two keep up the battle and I will sit by watching your worthless clan fall apart at the seams.

The [GOaT]s will never survive because the older [GOaT]s will never truly accept the younger [GOaT]s. Personally, I loved it.

 

its more a movment then a clan, and a movment needs conflicts, or it would grow slow and uneffective. fighting within a movment only helps it evolve.

anyway the elder GOaT's got no need to accept the younger, as long as the younger accepts the elder *g* and if zen was in need of help, offcourse i'd drop this silly play until the problem had been solved, all in the way of the GOaT. offcourse zen never needs to bother about helping me, so its fully functional.

*monkey puts on his sun glasses in december, lights up some ganja, and mellows out*

_________________
...from bleeding hands.


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: monkeypunch on 2001-12-11 18:05 ]</font>

 

So now the unholy clan and this site are condoning the use of substances that are illegal for most of the forum users to use. Next you will be handing out crack to the members followed by putting beer into baby's bottles. Will you start giving out handguns to kids on their way to school?

To digress back to your last post. So to be a younger member of [GOaT] you must accept that the elders are superior to you because they stared posting after you did. What make you any better than the younger members and what makes you better than the non-[GoaT]s? Some people lurked for a long time. In fact, all the members of the Inn that I grew to respect and drew me into registering and then posting are now members of your worthless clan. I am too old to be a newbie and too young to be a [GOaT]. This does not negate the fact that the reason I posted was because of you older folks. The people that are posting now are posting because of people like me or you older folks. Anyone posting because of people like me are posting because of you old guy because I am posting because of you old guys (If you do not follow my logic here than you are normal, if you do please seek help immediately)

Basically what I am saying is there is no need for your elitist views. If the [GOaT] members were the only ones in the community then they would have been the only ones to buy the game and Troika would now be bankrupt. I was lurking long enough to see the old times and I do wish we could go back but we still have a better community then most. And remember without the newer folks this forum would only have 4 people posting on it.

 

GOaT is a joke, never got that Mortimer? This whole thing is just for laughs, and nostalgia, it workes to, people have returned that has been away from the forums for ever before, me included.

and i'd stand up for Ganja anyday, better then alcohol, who bothers with the law anyway *g*

 

LOL, settle down there monkey. Don't you think I would present a better more easily understood argument if I thought it was serious. I usually stay away from serious entanglements unless I have very strong feelings toward the subject matter.

I thought everyone knew by now to only take 5% of my posts seriously. As far as the drugs thing I really did not care it was just there so I used it. You should always use and twist around any resources someone has presented. :grin:

I was just having the same type of fun you were by creating [GOAT]. I am sure nobody is taking it seriously.