Chukka

I've about 40 gigabytes of porn. I also've a girlfriend of over one year. I'm 19, and a complete fucknut. I'm a Network Services/Security Major (I'm going to get an AA, then transfer to a 4 year uni) who wanted to be an interior design major. I spend more on jeans than my girlfriend. I color-coordinate what I wear, and worry about how I'm going to look to other people. 90% of the people I meet in a non-techy enviroment think I'm gay straight off the bat. I've amazing sex at least once a week, except period week (then I don't get any ) You'll find someone. You just've to wait/look a little. Trust me on that. Oh, and random dating helps a little too: my current girlfriend is the rival of my last crush. After things fell apart with the crush, I started talking to my current, and we hit it off, and started dating about 2 months later. =]

Congratulations! You've just recieved advice from someone half your age.

 

There is also a workshop where you can learn flirting.

 

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I got no porn, a nymphomatic girlfriend that loves me, I stole her from her latest boyfriend, whom she now hates, and we have been togheter for four months, longer than any of her previous relations.

Oh, and this is basiclly my first relationship.

 

So being a nymph, she would go off in the sac correct?

 

If I understood what you mean correcly, Yes.

That is also depending if I have misspelled the shit or not.

 

I am now single for two years, before that, I had a girlfriend for 2 and half year. Oh man...she was always, and everyday in the mood for sex.

This was not mine first girlfriend, but....damn, lost mine count. (I had every year, another girl.)

I have to shave everyday, if I don't do that, I will have in ONE week a beard like a swami.

 

Wut?

 

Yes, a very long beard.

 

That was quite the point blank, random topic change.

 

If a woman does not respect a fine beard on a man she deserves the Spanish Pony.

 

I swear to God of you're 10 and a half, Dark Fool...(not really sure how to follow it. I figured the suspense and how I thought it should be said as I typed it would suffice, but not here. Not ever here.)

Hear hear!

 

Um, I get laid, and for the simple price of bagging it, I never have to remember anniversaries.

 

For the record, my GF wants me to grow a beard
She also wants me to have long hair...

 

Oh God I just couldn't stop laughing.

 

Congrats Wobbler, looks like you have found a good woman.
But I can tell from that she is a kinky woman. I hope you like being whipped and handcuffed to the heater my friend. And remember.....it will only hurt the first time.

 

I'm the one putting handcuffs on her

But she aint that kinky...

Not around me atleast, she is acutally a bit of afraid of me, in a good way :lol:

 

Maybe she's a hard core Christian. Why else would she want you to sport the Jesus Christ look?

 

Amen.

 

Wow. This thread is GOING PLACES.