Christmas In 2007: What Should Have Been

A view of what Santa would look like in 2007, from the perspective of 1907.

Sadly, he's still on reindeer. Must be all the obesity medication, eats into his profits.

 

Sexuality was quite suppressed back in those days.

 

What the fuck? A little off topic, but I completely agree.

 

That picture is fucking win.

 

I think that pciture caused me to orgasm without touching myself.

 

girlgeniusonline.com showed in my loading bar for this page. What gives?

 

It looks to me like in 1907, the concensus was that in 100 years, Santa would be piloting a giant inflatable dong in his quest to spread Christmas cheer to all good little girls.....and boys. Yikes.

Of all the different shapes and technological gadgets the early 20th century had to offer (it would already be 4 years since the Wright brothers' flight at Kittyhawk happened), they chose to illustrate a contraption you can't deny is blatantly phallic.

That was the joke.

 

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Sometimes a zeppelin is just a zeppelin.
Sometimes a mall santa is just a pedophile.

 

'cause that's where I yanked the pic from.