Chicken love will kill you

You shall hereafter been known as Tiny Dick Boy. Or maybe that should be Gay Tiny Dick Boy. Screwing hamsters? You're pretty desperate man...there are much bigger animals out there which are just as docile, and therefore more suitable. The classic example of sheep springs to mind. Then again, the Kiwis have a monopoly on those.

 

Are you kidding?! That hamster needed to be pretty much covered in superglue and even then it turned into a mound of flesh about ten seconds in. I'm so big i was giving anal and getting oral at the same time

 

speaking of hamsters, wasn't there an incident involving an evil hamster and your crotch, Milo?

 

Come on, have a serious discussion like the rest of us. Nobody can fuck a hamster. Fuck up a hamster, maybe. But not fuck. How many times can I say fuck? I said fuck. Don't say fuck. We're not supposed to say fuck.

Milo's unfortunate incident (the rottweiler one) involved Milo, one horny rottie, a bowl of dog food, a partially cracked back door, and a lapse in judgement on Milo's part that left him forever fuc.. scarred.

Come on, I know somebody's found this story by now. The dog's name was something like Butch, or Boss, or Night Ranger, or maybe Ass-Plower.

ROC!! That's what it was! Roc! Without the K, I think.

 

What the fucking fuck are you fucking about?

"Fuck the fucking fuckers!"

 

A hilarious anecdote's of Milo's.

 

i tried desperately to find it, but rottweiler, ROC, and an extensive search of every topic Milo participated in turned up nothing... although i did enjoy the memories, there were alot of good threads back in the day