Chicken love will kill you

Well, the title pretty much speaks for itself.... don't agree?... click here. At-least it was a female chicken.

 

i find it funny that he wanted to kill his wife for catching him. shouldn't she be the angry one?

 

He must have had a tiny dick to get it into a hen...unless - and here's a disturbing though - it was ORAL sex. In which case he's still got a tiny dick, but it may not just be naturally that way.

 

Don't you understand?
He was just making love to the chicken to teach the local police officer to read.

 

Actually, you don't have to have a small dick to fuck a hen. (Ever seen the size of a chicken egg?) You can put it in her, but the problem is you can't insert it very far. You bottom out after getting all of the head of your dick in. Still pretty good, I found the best way was to hold the hen in my hands, and move her up and down.

 

Ooooooooookaaaaaaaaay...

 

The only way it's worked for me is if a tape the hen in duck-tape or some form of kinky binding. That way, even if I am ripping its intestines to shreds and it becomes a bag of flesh and feathers while still in the act, It still maintains in some shape tight enough to satisfy.

 

""He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said on Friday."
The hen, the wife or both?

 

Like you guys have never fucked any animals. Puh-leeze.

 

but we never admitted it in a public place...

 

That depends on how you define "animal".

"You bring me closer to god!"

 

Obviously no-one here watches nearly enough south park.

And retard, I have kept it to Homo Sapiens Sapiens. I think. Well, there was that one... but she said she was a human. Really! She was!

 

I got fucked by an animal once.

:cry:

 

I KNEW IT!!! THIS PROVES IT!!! This proves that the guy who almost got raped by a donkey in the video (someone care to hot-link it for me?) is MILO!!! HA HA!! and here Jar thought it was Retard... lol

 

No, no, no, Twilight. Milo is referring to an incident which involved a very horny Rottweiler, I believe it was.

Damn, that was funny.

 

Oh god yeah, I'd forgotten about it until you said it retard. Where did Milo get fucked again? Shit, that story ranked up there with the "I went to an interview on the wrong day and got vomited on by a homeless guy" one.

1. What fucking video?

2. I never!

 

What an interesting discussion!
I feel enlightened!

 

Lucky enlightened.

 

Well maybe not a hen but I have done hamsters and they were allright