Chaos needs your help!

Or grow hair on our palms.

 

why not? hair´s cool ^^

 

Not on your palms. It's a wonderful indicator of your basic instincts.

 

It's also an indicator of how utterly hopeless you are.

One of those little things which forces your parents to come to terms with never having a grandchild.

 

... but my palms are already hairy... Is there something wrong with that?

 

If your palms are hairy, shouldnt you be touching yourself inappropriately rather than posting here?

 

I tend to touch my palms why reading your posts...

 

*fzzt zzzz BANG smoke smoke*

DAMN! I payed good money for that IronyMeter, and you just reduced it to a pile of molten SLAG!

 

you´re welcome *strokes palms*

 

I think the apostrophe should actually look like ´, like a comma that's flying, but a lot of computer fonts don't understand it and makes it look straight instead like ', just like some make the comma look like a straight line. The ' key is the apostrophe key but the ´ looks more like it really should look.

I don´t care which you use as long as nobody starts with ¨ or * as it because that´s just stupid.

We here in Sweden have our own key for ´ and `, between the backspace and question mark.

 

Xz, safekeeper of the proper spelling.

 

Everyday I love you more and more, Xz. :heart: