Cancer

I was just sitting on my little mushroom cloud of disaster when a thought popped into my head. It were as if a light bulb turned on just above me.

I have so much in common with your average cancer.
I mean i come along and i am questioned.
Not feared or hated but you know, people are thinking.... "Whats that?"
Time rolls on and i get bigger. More noticable.

Soon enough its shit your pants time and everything goes to shit.
Some people hate me, some people plead with me, and in a moment of inisanity some even try to reason with me.

Then something happens and i fuck right off.
I dissapear.
Soon the dust starts to settle and life begins to reach some form of normality. (What ever the fuck that is in HoL).

Then just as you forget about me i come back to piss everyone off again.
The only difference between me and cancer is that unlike the average cancer i come back more than once. And its shit your pants time more than once.

Love You

 

His twenty dollar Habbo card his father gave him must of ran out.

 

And you are...?

 

His avatar tells you everything you need to know.

 

One of the orderlies must have let his guard down. Again....

 

And you will be firing that orderlie this afternoon wont you rroyo?

 

Not a chance. He was gone before I got there!

 

Cancer is also the name of a rather famous crab. A crab that was killed by Heracles while it aided the Hydra.

 

And is also a starsign for those born in July.
I'm Cancer

 

I'm a cancer! (July 16)

 

You want a medal?

 

Yes! Medals are shiny

 

Lol, I own you, July 15

 

Yeah i'm sure you wish you own him you dirty little fuck.

 

It's only a star sign because of its loyalty to Hera. She set it against Heracles
in the hopes that it and the hydra would kill him. Unfortunately, the man was too much of a bad-ass at the time to be beaten by a crab and a multi-headed serpent.
At least, that's how I understand it. It's not like I was ever enamored by mythology.

Also, Cancers aren't as cool as Leos. I have firsthand experience thus*.

*July 30th

 

Sagittarian. December 3.

The most adventurous sign of the Zodiac, Sagittarians don´t let anything hold them back or tie them down.

Yep. See below.

 

Zodiac signs are retarded, and so are the people that believe in them. However, it is a handy way for me to identify people that are not worth knowing or talking to. "You believe in Astrology? That's great, I've gotta go somewhere else and never talk to you again."

 

I just use zodiac signs as a more PC form of racism.